Jamped

to get jumped and mugged at the same time

they jamped me fo my throw back man, they beat the shit outta me

by ALANA May 13, 2004

jamped

Past tense of jump

Tarra jamped over the fence.

by cutter Buter September 20, 2018

Jamped

Extremely wild and enthusiastic sex

Jackie has abstained from sex for days, she couldn’t wait to get home to be jamped.

by Frieda Shiels June 14, 2019

Jamped

To get stuck in terrain in a 3D game engine.

Damnit, there's a maphole near one of these boulders. I'm jamped. Can someone kill me plz kthx.

by m0thra February 14, 2020

Jammed Gun

When you have a kidney stone and can't ejaculate.

"Hey tom when was the last time you jacked off?"
"I haven't been able to for weeks I got a jammed gun"

by Kkk with one black guy December 21, 2016

jumped off the porch

started hustling in the streets

I jumped off the porch when I was thirteen.

by teedy2222 May 25, 2008

japedophile

A typically male japanophile. Sailor moon? Tentacle porn? Every porn girl in a schoolgirl skirt? Keep these people away from the children.

While Ejovi insisted he watched anime for its artistic merit, I think he's really just a japedophile, who's in to little kids.

by udmeister May 22, 2006