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jambushed 

When one unwittingly opens a Myspace page and is surprised by the music loaded onto the profile. This usually occurs when the subject's speakers are at an above normal volume, but wasn't previously listening to something. Often a furious and spastic search ensues to close the offending page.

In some cases, a Myspace profile will have more than one song loaded onto it. The resulting sound can be described as no less than an aural car accident.
I opened her myspace up and went back to finish the e-mail I was writing, only to have a good 20 seconds of Fall Out Boy at an earsplitting volume.

Cracker got Jambushed!
jambushed by zak Stevens October 1, 2007
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dumbass bitches with mad staring problems.
who the fuck is that hyna? oh its just anotha muthafuckin jambul.
jambul by la shy gurl March 29, 2008

jambuster 

From Manitoba, Canada, it means a Jelly filled donut.
The filling squirted out, as he ate the Jambuster.
jambuster by Kody B August 3, 2004
A "jamby" is a character of unquestionable success; good looking, quick-witted, business savy and quite often rolling in monies. A jamby's natural habitat is either the sports field surrounded by adoring fans or behing a mahogany desk signing a multi-million dollar contract. A jamby can be seen as the opposite of a bugaloo/buga who has no basis for their inflated sense of self-importance. Jambys don't live in a fantasy world their success exudes in everything they do.

However, the jamby's passion which guides his/her success can also make him/her susceptible to spectacular falls from grace or acts of unbridled ruthlessness. You never can be sure what a jamby is thinking and this makes them dangerous.
"He's no buga he's straight-up jamby"

"I'm not sure about this lawyer he seems a bit jamby"
jamby by Chames88 August 27, 2008
When you are playing music at an open mic night and a complete stranger jumps on stage and starts playing with you without asking.

Highly annoying, especially if said stranger isn't nearly as good as they think they are.

A portmanteau word from "jam" and "ambush." Past tense "jambushed."
Roommate: Yo, how was open mic tonight?

Bleeding-heart songwriter: Lame. Got jambushed by this drunk harmonica player. Just leaped up without saying anything and started doing terrible, terrible things to my song.

Roommate: Sucks, dude.
jambush by whomakesyourmoney July 30, 2010
An anus that has been torn or stretched out to large proportions.
Paul got a big jambus from having too much intercourse with Tim.
Jambus by Igor_69 November 5, 2009