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A man who tells everyone his cock is small, but in reality, he's really just saying that so that when his cock is revealed to those who finally have sexual relations with him, they would be suprised by the girth and length that it actually has.
"I made love to him last night....he's a Jalu you know!"
jalu by Jack Hethoff69 February 15, 2021
Related Words
jalu jaluan Jalunni Jalupa Jalucas Jalue jalufa Jaluga jaluicy Jaluji
𝗝𝗮𝗹𝘂𝗽𝗿𝗮 is another word for dick/cock
" Yo , His girl was sucking my Jalupra" .

"Bro you on my Jalupra crazy right now "
Jalupra by PlugOnTop November 4, 2022
A popular soup in africa made with chicken legs and bull balls.
I only got three balls in my jalumba.
jalumba by General Asswipe June 30, 2006
Used to describe someone that is really dumb and laughs at his own jokes. He wears Aeropostle and Hollister clothing. Most likely drives a sports car, preferably a baby blue Mustang. Usually laughed at by others. Also has tons of cats.
Man 1: What's up, Jaluga?

Man 2: Why you little fucker!
Jaluga by traGicsz September 15, 2010
A pastry made with tortillas, honey, and butter on a stovetop. Commonly eaten late night by stoners.
That was some good weed man, I'm munched out. Let's make some jalupas.
jalupa by jalupa king February 23, 2010
cadens dumptruck of an ass
Caden scrumptious jaluicy was thangin in the wind. - andres
jaluicy by caden lovell September 22, 2020