jalufa 

something to eat, specially if you don't have to cook it or put it in the oven/microwave, it's also something you can eat inmediately, such as a snack, but also it can be a meal that's already made and you're ready to eat it. Also, if you scream it, it means you're hungry

Example 1
Guy 1- Dude, do you have some jalufa?
Guy 2- Oh, so you're hungry? I got some waffles with chocolate syrup!! really yummy!!
Guy 1: let's go!! eating time!!

Example 2
Son: JALUFA!!!
Mother: don't worry, son, lunch time is 5 minutes left....

Example 3:

Shopkeeper: Hello, may I help you?
Customer: Sure, I was looking for some jalufa
Shopkeeper: I got some just made bakery, do you want some?
Customer: Sure!!!

jalufa by Uxiesama February 24, 2013

Jaluga 

Used to describe someone that is really dumb and laughs at his own jokes. He wears Aeropostle and Hollister clothing. Most likely drives a sports car, preferably a baby blue Mustang. Usually laughed at by others. Also has tons of cats.

Man 1: What's up, Jaluga?

Man 2: Why you little fucker!

Jaluga by traGicsz September 15, 2010

jalupa 

A pastry made with tortillas, honey, and butter on a stovetop. Commonly eaten late night by stoners.

That was some good weed man, I'm munched out. Let's make some jalupas.

jalupa by jalupa king February 23, 2010

jalafapening

After you get done chopping and stuffing jalapenos and get the sudden urge to rub one off. Then realize it was a huge mistake and your penis is on fire.

Bro 1:Bruh I was watching cougar town while prepping my jalapenos. Show was lit so I went and masturbated after and now my dick is on fiya
Bro2: Bruh you just had a Jalafapening.

jalafapening by L1tdragon January 12, 2017

jaluka 

the absolute cutest most famous couple in the whole wide world!! they love eachother to the moon and back!!

Wow did you see Jaluka walking around Toronto the other night??!! They looked fab!!! I wish I was like them so badly!!

jaluka by Jalukafan69 March 19, 2022

Jalupa 

A rather old noisy beat up car that only takes you to the gas station and back at a top speed of 12 mph

My jalupa gets 2 miles to the gallon!! What a deal!!

Jalupa by old man April 15, 2005

jalfa

has a big dick

jalfa i love your big cock!

jalfa by dfgsdgtw352345 October 7, 2019