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Jalunni
Hes not shy but he doesn’t like be bothered. He's the type to be there for you in a situation that you cant handle. He doesn’t do well with drama, and is easily angered, but wait, he has a sweet and funny side if you give him a chance to open up to you. He’s the type of guy that watches anime for a hobby. Just give him a chance. You wont regret it.
Jalonnie
Coolest guy on earth. If you've ever seen a Jalonnie in person, you kno he smells like a pound of pot anywhere he goes. He's handsome, funny & great in bed.
Jahunnit
Any and all types of fuck boys. Egotistical, can do no wrong in their own eyes. Will no listen to reason even when the obvious is staring them in the face.
jalonni
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