The gift of the conglomeration of Jasper Hale and Alice Cullen's names. The marriage of these two people is like the icing on a beautiful chocolate cake. And I don't kid when it comes to chocolate cake. Contrary to popular belief, the EdwardxBella couple are NOT the best couple. They don't even make a nice conglomerated name! Edlla. Belward. It just sounds stupid.
Don't you wish Twilight was based around Jalice? The EdwardxBella vibe is completely irrational and obsessive. It's kind of sickening.
Hot ass big booty queen She don't take shit from no one. She always puts her friends first.
Any guy would love to be with her.
Jaliesa's are usually ass beaters and short and aggressive. Little cute selves.
Most Jaliesa's know how to fight and will always confront anyone who's talking shit.
Albert: Bro did you hear about Jaliesa!?
Tony: Yeah dude, she just beat this girls ass.
Albert: I would love to get with that short ass cutie.
Tony: Yeah man, any of us will.