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A very outgoing person. Fun to be around. She is caring,smart,and gives great advice. There's no one that could ever be anything like her. She is an original. She's beautiful and is a person who would be the best friend you could ever have. She lovable and give love to all. She bold!
Jalisea
jalisea by Finchie13 October 12, 2013
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A very outgoing person. Fun to be around. She is caring,smart,and gives great advice. There's no one that could ever be anything like her. She is an original. She beautiful and a person who would be the best friend you could ever have. She lovable and give love to all. She bold!
Jalisea
Jalisea by FinchieFinch13 October 12, 2013
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Jalisea • jalisa • Jalissa • jalise • Jaisea • Jalisia • Jaisean • jalieah • jaliesa • Jalisah
Jalisa is the type of girl who is a R.O.D (ride or die). She cares about the people close too her and if you come for her or them you will get hurt. Jalisa keeps it 💯 and don’t like people who play her. She is really photogenic and is the definition of a bad bitch and strives to get what’s hers.
1.Damn I looked on Jalisa snap and her pictures of her are photogenic.
2.Jalisa just worked 24 hrs. to get that pay check
Jalisa by harmonykingdom October 21, 2018
Jalissa is a girl that deserves to be treated like a queen. She is not exactly perfect but, she has all these perfect imperfections that make her who she is. And she is amazing. She is absolutely gorgeous and will make you smile even when you're at your worst. She has big, beautiful brown eyes, and her kisses taste like candy. She is amazing in every way, and no matter how fucked up your life can be, Jalissa can take it all away. Jalissa is perfect.
Hey, you see Jalissa? Yea? Back the fuck off, she's mine
Jalissa by Zigggglrrr October 23, 2014
The name Jalissa means of noble kind. Jalissa's are kind, caring, and intelligent. They are usually are silly and carefree but, at times they can be serious and to themselves. Their most defining quality is their dedication to the things they care about.
Last night I went out with Jalissa and got completely wasted but, she fed me and took me home. I can always count on her to be there for me.
Jalissa by j12622 May 4, 2014
Pretty ass girl with a goofy personality! She got that water wet so don't fw her if you can't swim. Majority of the time she's a sweetheart but if you come at her wrong you'll unleash the devil
Jalisa was too wet last night bro
Jalisa by LisaLis December 19, 2016
Jalisa is just fucking amazing she is super thick,pretty, and smart if you come across a Jalisa you're in luck.
Person-Damn have you seen Jalisa she is so pretty
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