Aguiar

To criticize in a captious fashion, a film or a movie, so as to render it unenjoyable to the remainder of the audience.

Man, he aguiared that film until I had to leave.

by B7 Shacks October 4, 2008

Aguiar

If you have the last name "Aguiar" you're probably just a natural bitch

Wow. Shes a bitch. She must be an aguiar

by Tfilsirehijazi July 18, 2017

The Aguiar

A formation for beer pong cups. It is used when there are 5 cups remaining.

Also known as “special olympics”.

Chris:Yooo give us a rerack.
Dylan: what you want?
Chris:Give us THE AGUIAR.

by Crisisliberationunit May 31, 2020

Macey Aguiar

A girl who looks just like porn star Mia Khalifa

Layla: Omg Macey Aguiar looks like that porn star Mia Khalifa

Me: Omg wow she does

by Hayleearpa March 3, 2019

Marco-Aguiar-de-Pé

A kid whose ambitions are too high for him, likes to talk to people from kiss-distance, cries when exams do not go well and tries hard to be "cool".

"Shit dewd, isn't that guy with sunglasses Marco-Aguiar-de-Pé?" (8 a.m.)

by The TowMeister January 4, 2005

pulling an Aguilar

When you stay inside all day and do nothing instead of going out and having fun with other people. Cabin fever may ensue after pulling too many consecutive Aguilars.

Mike: Where is Josh?

Stephen: I heard he was pulling an Aguilar.

Mike: I'll call him. *calls* Hey Josh, you're pulling a major Aguilar today! Why don't you come hang out with us?

Josh: No! You guys are faggots. I'm gonna stay here and pull an Aguilar for the rest of the day!

by Faguilar September 28, 2012

Aguilar Legend

The Aguilar Legend started back in the early 1300s in Spain when a man named Andres Aguilar had to save his dying family from the deadly plague. One night he and his friends were drunk and they found that Andres had a large penis size. They thought that he could make money off the thing and pay a doctor to cure his family. Andres thought it was brilliant too! The Aguilar Legend is that every male decendant of the Aguilar family has a large penis.

The Aguilar Legend is known to have reached as far west as California. A great example is Enrique Aguilar from Barcelona.

by Lord Juan January 2, 2015