jakobliin 

God

Jakobliin sent me some noodles

jakobliin by Jakobliin October 26, 2018

Janoblin'

v. The act of calling/ hailing a taxi to your general location with the intent of robbing the driver

Guy 1: "Hey man, I'm drunk. Can you call a cab for me?"

Guy 2: "Nah man. Taxis don't come out here anymore because of the recent spike in janoblin'."

Janoblin' by DrD4zzl3 July 15, 2011

jakobina 

Jakobina is the most beautiful and intelligent person I know. She is a asshole, but in a funny way. You can talk with her about everything. She cares for you, but she can't really show it. Sometimes it seems like she doesn't care at all but she does. She will always listen to you, even of you call her at 3am. She will call you at 3am because she needs someone to talk about her OTP. She will laugh at you when you fall down. She will help you with your homework and tries to explain math for you. She doesn't say that she likes you, she doesn't need to, you can see it from her actions. She seems cold but if you talk with her about something she really loves, you can see her eyes sparkle. She has the cutest smile when she sees her OTP. She's the most amazing person you can know.

A: "She's like Jakobina"
Funny, sadistic, intelligent

jakobina by one-four-one-two February 21, 2017

jakoling 

something carlitos manga does

"hes jakoling like carlitos manga"

jakoling by the cool guy111 September 6, 2023

Jakobians 

A word to describe a follower of a small religious cult worshiping Jakob Voldstedlund a yet unknown individual.

Look there are the Jakobians!

Jakobians by church person January 28, 2022

Jakobing 

One who performs extensive planning and cries when the plan fails. Taking pictures of everyone they're with and everything they eat. The act of kissing someone drunk while being sober and dabs afterward. Someone who is bisexual but argues about being straight while considering fucking the same sex. One who over uses the term "up to you" but does not really mean it.

Someone who is Jakobing : Okay we're going to get 3 Bing Seu's and 2 toasts but up to you na

Alejandro: No I'm not hungry I just want pancakes

Someone who is Jakobing: Are you kidding me? Have you seen the toast it's huge!

Alejandro: No!

Someone who is Jakobing: Up to you na! (walks away mad and crying)

Jakobing by Iloveafs May 23, 2017

jakobiii___

someone who doesn't miss funniest man alive aswell

boy1: have you seen jakobiii___ new vid?
boy2: no he is mid

boy1: no he is funny
boy2: nah I was joking all hail jakobiii___

jakobiii___ by IdontMiss101 July 26, 2021