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jakobina
Jakobina is the most beautiful and intelligent person I know. She is a asshole, but in a funny way. You can talk with her about everything. She cares for you, but she can't really show it. Sometimes it seems like she doesn't care at all but she does. She will always listen to you, even of you call her at 3am. She will call you at 3am because she needs someone to talk about her OTP. She will laugh at you when you fall down. She will help you with your homework and tries to explain math for you. She doesn't say that she likes you, she doesn't need to, you can see it from her actions. She seems cold but if you talk with her about something she really loves, you can see her eyes sparkle. She has the cutest smile when she sees her OTP. She's the most amazing person you can know.
jakobina by one-four-one-two February 21, 2017
jakoling
jakoling by the cool guy111 September 6, 2023
Jakobians
A word to describe a follower of a small religious cult worshiping Jakob Voldstedlund a yet unknown individual.
Look there are the Jakobians!
Jakobians by church person January 28, 2022
Jakobing
One who performs extensive planning and cries when the plan fails. Taking pictures of everyone they're with and everything they eat. The act of kissing someone drunk while being sober and dabs afterward. Someone who is bisexual but argues about being straight while considering fucking the same sex. One who over uses the term "up to you" but does not really mean it.
Someone who is Jakobing : Okay we're going to get 3 Bing Seu's and 2 toasts but up to you na
Alejandro: No I'm not hungry I just want pancakes
Someone who is Jakobing: Are you kidding me? Have you seen the toast it's huge!
Alejandro: No!
Someone who is Jakobing: Up to you na! (walks away mad and crying)
Alejandro: No I'm not hungry I just want pancakes
Someone who is Jakobing: Are you kidding me? Have you seen the toast it's huge!
Alejandro: No!
Someone who is Jakobing: Up to you na! (walks away mad and crying)
jakobiii___
boy1: have you seen jakobiii___ new vid?
boy2: no he is mid
boy1: no he is funny
boy2: nah I was joking all hail jakobiii___
boy2: no he is mid
boy1: no he is funny
boy2: nah I was joking all hail jakobiii___
jakobiii___ by IdontMiss101 July 26, 2021
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026
pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026