Jakobians
A word to describe a follower of a small religious cult worshiping Jakob Voldstedlund a yet unknown individual.
Look there are the Jakobians!
Jakobians by church person January 28, 2022
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Jacobins
The Jacobin Club was the most famous political club of the French Revolution. So called from the Dominican convent, where they originally met, in the Rue St. Jacques, Paris. At that time, the term was popularly applied to all supporters of revolutionary opinions. In contemporary France it refers to the concept of a centralized Republic, with power concentrated in the national government, at the expense of local or regional governments.
Jacobins by gangbangorangutang July 26, 2012
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Jakobians • Jacobian • Jacobian Slip • Jakobing • jakobien • jakobina • jakobinci • Jakorian • Jacobin • Jakob and Ileana
jakobina
Jakobina is the most beautiful and intelligent person I know. She is a asshole, but in a funny way. You can talk with her about everything. She cares for you, but she can't really show it. Sometimes it seems like she doesn't care at all but she does. She will always listen to you, even of you call her at 3am. She will call you at 3am because she needs someone to talk about her OTP. She will laugh at you when you fall down. She will help you with your homework and tries to explain math for you. She doesn't say that she likes you, she doesn't need to, you can see it from her actions. She seems cold but if you talk with her about something she really loves, you can see her eyes sparkle. She has the cutest smile when she sees her OTP. She's the most amazing person you can know.
jakobina by one-four-one-two February 21, 2017
Jacobian
1. A mathematical transform involving partial derivatives in college vector calculus courses.
2. The mortal enemies of the BasILL face that have alliances to Reimann Sums and Laplace Transforms. Syn: Porcelli.
3. Any person, thing, or situation that stops at nothing to slow you down, mess you up, or give you (or any BasILL) random unexpected grief.
2. The mortal enemies of the BasILL face that have alliances to Reimann Sums and Laplace Transforms. Syn: Porcelli.
3. Any person, thing, or situation that stops at nothing to slow you down, mess you up, or give you (or any BasILL) random unexpected grief.
"Yo man that 416 forecast was total Jacobian"
hahah I know man the Linux side was all messed up
OR
"Haha how'd you do on that Math230 exam?"
Yo man nothing but tru BasIll on that joint, the Jacobians didn't stand a chance
hahah I know man the Linux side was all messed up
OR
"Haha how'd you do on that Math230 exam?"
Yo man nothing but tru BasIll on that joint, the Jacobians didn't stand a chance
Jacobian by Carl A. Jacobi April 26, 2006
Jakorian
jacobians
jacobians by Spoofers anonymous April 5, 2017
Jakobing
One who performs extensive planning and cries when the plan fails. Taking pictures of everyone they're with and everything they eat. The act of kissing someone drunk while being sober and dabs afterward. Someone who is bisexual but argues about being straight while considering fucking the same sex. One who over uses the term "up to you" but does not really mean it.
Someone who is Jakobing : Okay we're going to get 3 Bing Seu's and 2 toasts but up to you na
Alejandro: No I'm not hungry I just want pancakes
Someone who is Jakobing: Are you kidding me? Have you seen the toast it's huge!
Alejandro: No!
Someone who is Jakobing: Up to you na! (walks away mad and crying)
Alejandro: No I'm not hungry I just want pancakes
Someone who is Jakobing: Are you kidding me? Have you seen the toast it's huge!
Alejandro: No!
Someone who is Jakobing: Up to you na! (walks away mad and crying)
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