Carlitos

Some mid-aged man who is cool and has kids. He sounds like the dad that puts all his money in stocks and does some hardcore workouts.

“Hey bro my dad put some money into stocks and is working out.”

“Damn he sounds like a Carlitos”

by Parida August 31, 2021

Carlitos

A person who lives in El Paso and likes to frequent various strip clubs to show off his mad skills.

Jose: Man, who is this? (sticks 2 dollar bill in g string)
Juan: That's THE Carlitos.

by Shahbizzlebazzle April 28, 2010

Carlitos

Several tiny Carlos'.

Man, those Carlitos are everywhere.

by jcmurillo91 August 4, 2014

Carlitos

The type of guy to smack girl asses harder then smacking Into a curb or a ditch and earns the title the curb and the furious

Carlitos~ “ that’s a nice ditch I’m depressed YEET

by Your local depressed giant December 7, 2019

Carlitos

Carlitos is my man

Un joto maricon wanted to take Carlitos away from the girl

by C.F.T November 18, 2021

Carlitos

Carlitos is my man

Un joto maricon wanted to take Carlitos away from the girl

by C.F.T November 18, 2021

Carlitos

This person is one sexy mofo. Beautiful inside and out. They may be shy sometimes but will always fight back if and when necessary. They’re the cutest of them all but can be a total bitch too when it warrants it. Don’t fuck with them though, or you’ll regret it.

Carlitos is so sweet and nice.
She crossed Carlitos, now she will pay.
This bitch better learn quick how to be respectful because TRUST ME she is not gonna want Carlitos to teach her.

by JL271 November 24, 2021