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Jasson is a guy who kantutan with rocks and turtle
Jasson did you kantutan with rock?

Yes
Jasson by KainKaontais March 25, 2021
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An artist, as well as a good friend and homie who really likes french fries. He mains low tier characters in Super Smash Bros and has never experienced sexual intercourse in his entire life. A Jasson is a special species of names that begin with J, as their name has to S’s rather than one. They can easily get their hands on an N-Word Pass without any issue whatsoever. If you ever meet a Jasson, tell him show you some hentai and he will gladly pull out his art book and show you some quality shit.
Me: Yo! Jasson! Can you show me some of that hentai you just drew?
Jasson: No problem nigga
Jasson by ItsJoBoi March 18, 2019
Jasson is awsome jasson is cool
Jasson cant even get a test or a win a game. For example stank bootey ass boi. Jassonis better than all at school he nerd
Jasson by Imboutroastyou92627 March 15, 2019
A queen and true inspiration for women of color. Not only is she appealing to the eyes, but too the soul. Truly a good person to be around. But be careful, she’s a queen and queens aren’t approachable.
That girl got Jassonah written all over her.
Jassonah by Sonnah609 November 22, 2021

Jassonni 

Jassonni is the cutest mf you will ever meet. They are quiet and read people easily. They're also huge nerds that will never stop complimenting you. Don't even get me started on how flirtatious they are. If you meet a Jassonni, you better never let that mf go.
Daaaayum I talked to a Jassonni today and he wouldn't stop simping for that one guy in Solo Leveling.
Jassonni by SkinnyGayHo November 23, 2021

Jassonni 

Jassonni is the cutest mf you'll ever meet. They're quiet, but very good at reading people. They're huge nerd-simps aswell. They'll constantly compliment you no matter how fugly you look. Don't even get me started on how flirtatious they are. If you meet a Jassonni, make sure you get to know them, otherwise you'll regret it.
Jassonni was simping for that one guy all day again.
Jassonni by SkinnyGayHo November 24, 2021
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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