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Jailand is the best thing that has ever happened to me -Brianna he will do his best to be there for me , he always there when I need him I'm in love with his personality , everything about him is perfect his past might not be but he's trying to be the best person there is for me. He always got my back through thick and thin I can depend on him he might act like he don't care something's he don't care about but he has a soft spot for me. He is smart in everything he do I don't regret meeting him-Briiaa
jailand by akabriiaa November 23, 2021
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Jalandhar is a city in the north-western India state of Punjab. The oldest city in Punjab, in recent years it has seen rapid urbanisation and developed into a highly industrialised centre of commercial activity. Jalandhar was the capital of Punjab from India's independence (1947) until Chandigarh was built in 1953. Situated on the Grand Trunk Road, it is a major rail and road junction, and is 144 km northwest of the state capital, Chandigarh. The city was known as Jullundur in British India.
Let's go to Jalandhar and eat at Haveli, its the best restaurant in India.
Jalandhar by Lifeinknife October 11, 2014
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jairanda 

Ship name which depicts the "golden trio", consisting of Amanda, Ira, and Jaime (or Jaime, Ira, and Amanda, rather). Ira being the beautiful, European political connoisseur/feminism supporter. Amanda being the beautiful, musically intelligent, prestigious writer. Jaime being the other one. Together they form a flawless group of French-speaking indie princesses. Copious amounts of love shared amongst each other.
Ira: ily ur my fav
Amanda: omg you're perf
Jaime: much love 2 you both

Jairanda is real.
jairanda by jairandashipper69 January 11, 2012
She is strong, confident, smart and resilient. She loves to love the special people in her life. She is a woman made wiser by years, but not bitter. She is not afraid to investigate points of view that do not conform to her own. She is blessed. Music moves her. She makes anyplace seem like "home" with her cooking and her words. She can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never forget to add cloves to the ham!
Martha Stewart just wished she could be as jalanda as that girl that won the cook-off!!
Jalanda by stilltexan February 1, 2010
Jalland, origins go back to denmark as royalty. Anyone of this name is born with extrem talent in sports, art, science. it is said that the mind of one with this ancient name is great and couragous.
You could be a Jalland.
Jalland by noddy2828 October 27, 2011
Cute,nice,loving,and caring.
A player at times but eventually follows his heart to the

Perfect girl
Made for girls like those namedays Hope
jailan by Hot chiqua August 8, 2017
This person is amazing, energetic and can very out going.
What kind of person is Jailani?
Amazing, energetic and very out going.
Jailani by Soulsurf3r August 1, 2019
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