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A beautiful girl who is always there for you when you need her. She's the bestest friend you could ever have. she loves her family more than anything. She will be here for you when you need a shoulder to cry on. She's hilarious, smart, and just all around amazing. She will get you laughing when you want to cry. she is a dork at times, but that's what makes you love her.
Jaeland is my bestest friend in the entire universe<3
Jaeland by his"it"girl November 26, 2011
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Jalandhar is a city in the north-western India state of Punjab. The oldest city in Punjab, in recent years it has seen rapid urbanisation and developed into a highly industrialised centre of commercial activity. Jalandhar was the capital of Punjab from India's independence (1947) until Chandigarh was built in 1953. Situated on the Grand Trunk Road, it is a major rail and road junction, and is 144 km northwest of the state capital, Chandigarh. The city was known as Jullundur in British India.
Let's go to Jalandhar and eat at Haveli, its the best restaurant in India.
Jalandhar by Lifeinknife October 11, 2014
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Jaelani is the type of girl you want to stay with. She’s the type to lighten up the mood without trying and is so pretty and funny that time passes by so fast when your with her. She’s that baddie who cares for her family and friends and takes crap from no one. She trust you until you give her a reason not too. She’s that friend you want to never let go.
Girl: hey have you seen jaelani? she’s just so pretty and vibes with everybody!!
Girl 2: YES!!! omg I want to be friends with her!!
Jaelani by Bbygurl_7 August 22, 2020
She is strong, confident, smart and resilient. She loves to love the special people in her life. She is a woman made wiser by years, but not bitter. She is not afraid to investigate points of view that do not conform to her own. She is blessed. Music moves her. She makes anyplace seem like "home" with her cooking and her words. She can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never forget to add cloves to the ham!
Martha Stewart just wished she could be as jalanda as that girl that won the cook-off!!
Jalanda by stilltexan February 1, 2010
Jalland, origins go back to denmark as royalty. Anyone of this name is born with extrem talent in sports, art, science. it is said that the mind of one with this ancient name is great and couragous.
You could be a Jalland.
Jalland by noddy2828 October 27, 2011

jalandis 

The person that has a uncommon name but could steal yo bitch at any moment of the day.
That man Jalandis fucked my girl last night
jalandis by Beware of words October 18, 2018
A real ass nigga. Ain't nobody fucking with the 'em. He a straight muhhhfuckin savage who'll fuck yo momma
"Who he that is??"
"Oh, that be Jaelan. Watch out, he'll fuck yo momma"
Jaelan by pnerboebk February 2, 2015
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