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Cool asf, easy to talk to, loves hard but don’t trust nobody
Jaeirus cool asf
jaeirus by anonymous November 23, 2021
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One extremely hard guy who is a starboy because he has puts it down on females he is so epicly cool and awesome
Ohh my gosh it’s Jairus
Jairus by King sosa September 24, 2018
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A badass motherfucker, usually black well-built and a rageaholic
That guy sounds like Jairus
Jairus by Healthinspector March 28, 2009
A human reincarnation of an extremely large penis. A Jairus penis is usualy 18-25 inches long and very thick.
That guy's Jairus is bursting through his jeans.
Jairus by TheRealPavel March 7, 2007
Jairus is a type of guy to have morning hair. He comes to school without combing his hair. He is a pc roblox sweat and always tries to fit in with his friends. He is a funny and very handsome boy. He has little rizz irl, but when it comes roblox or any other online game, he's the rizzard of oz.
brooo, you are acting just like Jairus
Jairus by unidentified idot May 24, 2023
Literally the best person in the world. The greatest man to ever touch american soil. Also a man with beautiful facial hair.
Jairus is just so perfect i look up to him.
Jairus by pseudonym275 September 12, 2022
The baddest bitch to ever breathe gods air , she slays everything & doesn't have to try. She is wanted by every boy that sees her. It's hard to find her but she is loyal & faithful to only one nigga.
"aye you talk to Jairus ? you lucky my nigga"
Jairus by lit lit lit April 1, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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