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jaden d.o 

Rat bastard who likes to prey on children, hide your kids please.
did you hear about that nonce around the schools lately? that's jaden d.o.
jaden d.o by breeanne February 19, 2022
Words you can keep

Jaden Donovan Gutierrez

Jaden Donovan Gutierrez is a sweet guy who can make you smile by just looking at him.He lights up every room when he walks in.He cares for people.He is smart,kind,and good at sports(mainly soccer)He is good looking and any girl or guy who gets him is very very lucky.No matter how bad your day was he will cheer you up and make it 100 times better.He will also be your biggest hype man,fan,and supporter
Me:Jaden Donovan Gutierrez is the best person Ik he is sweet,caring,kind,smart,a good hypeman,and he always makes me smile❌🧢(no cap)
Friend:Factzzz

Jaden Donovan Gutierrez

He is the most kind person you will ever meet whenever he walks in a room or near you,You can’t not smile no matter how mad or sad I am he makes me smile more than anyone Ik and is the reason I’m alive he is sweet kind and nice
Me:I love Jaden Donovan Gutierrez so goddamn much
Friend:why?
Me:he makes me feel special and like I’m worth it and he is the only person who can actually make me smile

Jaden Doyle 

Jaden doyle stop eating my pringles!
Jaden Doyle by Melvo muncher February 21, 2023

Donkey Jaden 

Coma caused by ones neck and rectum being jaded because of a group donkey punching session. Sometimes caused involuntary bowel movements and crying.
Kody, Dono, and Brody Donkey Jadened Zacc so hard that he went into a coma for 5 months and had to use a colostomy bag for the rest of his adult life.
Donkey Jaden by xWPeggyx February 14, 2010

Jade dog 

Someone who sucks dick to much

E.g “finty ur such a jade dog”
Jade dog by Angry mum August 14, 2020

Jadin will do it 

Jadin will do it when something is needed to be done
Hey I'm going to be sick today who will do it? - Tristan
Jadin will do it! - everyone
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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