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Jacklanderseedes 

Jacklanderseedes (Jack-lander-see-these) is a rare kind of emerald usually found in central park.
I found Jacklanderseedes!
JaCoya's are very funny and are brutally honest people. They will always make you laugh and are very outgoing as well. JaCoyas are pretty, but they lack in the self confidence department. They like things like shopping and adore makeup. They love deeply and hold on to their lovers tight. If you ever meet a JaCoya, keep her around. She is very loyal and will always have your back no matter what.
Dang girl, JaCoya's eyebrows are on fleek.
jacoya by Belomophobia August 15, 2016

Premature Send-jaculation

When you send an email before you're ready to send.

You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.

The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!

Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude

Jacobating 

Prioritizing one's own cleverness over intellectual (or spiritual) growth and substance. Derived from the biblical figure of Jacob, who is portrayed as a trickster and reprobate in the earlier days of his life.
Instead of reading the assigned material, Robert employed the age-old practice of Jacobating in order to reach the minimum word count on his essay.
Jacobating by prevailingwest July 26, 2021
a very kind thoughtful girl who thinks about others and not her self, she can be very mean if provoked, but most of the time shes nice, has a beautiful smile and can steal somebodys heart in a heart beat, she doesnt really trust a lot of people and if she trusts you your lucky. she has a kind heart but falls for the wrong people at time. she is a true friend
That girl is so nice shes such a jacole
Jacora is a fine cute love to dance girl
She likes yelling so much and she loves
To agitate her brother she like to argue
She has brown hair and eyes she's cool

Like to be popular and she is a beautiful black young queen she is a independent woman and she loves when you take your time with her
Hi im jacora
Jacora by Jayyy beautiful September 27, 2019