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Jockland 

Derogatory term for Scotland. You know, cos they’re all jocks therefore the land of jocks shall be known as Jockland.

It’s usually found that said folk enjoy tartan to the point that their homes are decorated in tartan wallpaper complimented with tartan rugs. Common mealtimes consist of haggis with jock whiskey
Och, am on me way to jockland
Jockland by Hoo See October 19, 2019

Jacklanderseedes 

Jacklanderseedes (Jack-lander-see-these) is a rare kind of emerald usually found in central park.
I found Jacklanderseedes!

Jackandkill 

Reppin the westside Jackandkill fam!
Jackandkill by Thugginwestside February 24, 2009

jacklaid 

When someone other than a professional does a task.
Instead of a certified electrician, i got this jacklaid to wire my house for 2 dollars.
jacklaid by Big Simmie April 23, 2008

Jackhander

When a man grips his penis with both hands, fist over fist (requires substantially sized penis), and then has the partner grasp both of his forearms and create a motion similar to that of a jackhammer. A variation can be done by a woman holding a dildo.
Dude, that chick was crazy, she hopped on top and gave me the jackhander!
Jackhander by Jackman17 July 25, 2012

Jack land 

Some one whose dick can not go up, but can still get erect
Damn, that looks like a jack land weiner
Jack land by Squid6969 May 9, 2020