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Jockland 

Derogatory term for Scotland. You know, cos they’re all jocks therefore the land of jocks shall be known as Jockland.

It’s usually found that said folk enjoy tartan to the point that their homes are decorated in tartan wallpaper complimented with tartan rugs. Common mealtimes consist of haggis with jock whiskey
Och, am on me way to jockland
Jockland by Hoo See October 19, 2019

Jacklanderseedes 

Jacklanderseedes (Jack-lander-see-these) is a rare kind of emerald usually found in central park.
I found Jacklanderseedes!

Jackandkill 

Reppin the westside Jackandkill fam!
Jackandkill by Thugginwestside February 24, 2009

jacklaid 

When someone other than a professional does a task.
Instead of a certified electrician, i got this jacklaid to wire my house for 2 dollars.
jacklaid by Big Simmie April 23, 2008

Jackhander

When a man grips his penis with both hands, fist over fist (requires substantially sized penis), and then has the partner grasp both of his forearms and create a motion similar to that of a jackhammer. A variation can be done by a woman holding a dildo.
Dude, that chick was crazy, she hopped on top and gave me the jackhander!
Jackhander by Jackman17 July 25, 2012

Jack land 

Some one whose dick can not go up, but can still get erect
Damn, that looks like a jack land weiner
Jack land by Squid6969 May 9, 2020
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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