JackLand

JackLand is the living space where your dweeby no pussy gettin' college roommate or friend spends all of his time spanking his monkey.

Scenario:

Rick opens door to college dorm: "Justin! Let's go foo' quit fucking JackLanding you goon!"

by BaByFaCePLaYbOy September 27, 2014

Jockland

Derogatory term for Scotland. You know, cos they’re all jocks therefore the land of jocks shall be known as Jockland.

It’s usually found that said folk enjoy tartan to the point that their homes are decorated in tartan wallpaper complimented with tartan rugs. Common mealtimes consist of haggis with jock whiskey

Och, am on me way to jockland

by Hoo See October 19, 2019

Jacklanderseedes

Jacklanderseedes (Jack-lander-see-these) is a rare kind of emerald usually found in central park.

I found Jacklanderseedes!

by GokuAnanta_SSJB April 24, 2020

Jackandkill

Another name for Jacksonville,FL.

Reppin the westside Jackandkill fam!

by Thugginwestside February 24, 2009

jacklaid

When someone other than a professional does a task.

Instead of a certified electrician, i got this jacklaid to wire my house for 2 dollars.

by Big Simmie April 23, 2008

Jackhander

When a man grips his penis with both hands, fist over fist (requires substantially sized penis), and then has the partner grasp both of his forearms and create a motion similar to that of a jackhammer. A variation can be done by a woman holding a dildo.

Dude, that chick was crazy, she hopped on top and gave me the jackhander!

by Jackman17 July 25, 2012

Jack land

Some one whose dick can not go up, but can still get erect

Damn, that looks like a jack land weiner

by Squid6969 May 9, 2020