jacktivity

1. an assigned task that is nothing but a worthless, waste of time jack-off activity.

1. There was nothing worthwhile to do at work today so the boss assigned me a jacktivity to keep me busy.

by ETQuall August 04, 2012

Jacktivity

The amalgamation of the word activity, and the British Army slang word "Jack" meaning selfish or lazy.

A jacktivity is something a multitude of people will do in order to evade hard work.

Person 1: "While we're in here, the smokers go outside every 5 minutes and evade the hard work."

Person 2: "That's such a jacktivity."

by Nicko678 December 13, 2009

Jacktivities

activities in which on man partakes in sexual relations with themselves

Charles was banished after being caught participating in jacktivities at the playground

by The T.I.P. Drill October 25, 2009

Jacktivism

The act of being a jack-off.

Husband: He drank all of my good beer and didn't even say thanks.

Wife: That's some serious Jacktivism.

by ultruh June 12, 2017