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jacktivity 

1. an assigned task that is nothing but a worthless, waste of time jack-off activity.
1. There was nothing worthwhile to do at work today so the boss assigned me a jacktivity to keep me busy.
jacktivity by ETQuall August 4, 2012

lacktivity 

I spent the day on the couch enjoying my lacktivity.
lacktivity by p mammen July 26, 2009

Wacktivity 

Activity that is Wack. Like.. "that shit is wack". Often produced by wacktivists.
Gee, there sure is a lot of Wacktivity up in hea'.
Wacktivity by Miker May 16, 2003

Backtivity 

backΒ·tiΒ·viΒ·ty \bak-'ti-vi-tΔ“\ n, pl -ties (2011) 1: The quality or state of being sexually active/experimental with a view from the rear. 2: Vigorous or energetic action from the rear. 3: A similar process actually or potentially involving sexual function from behind. 4: An educational procedure designed to stimulate sexually (specific: Anal, Doggy, Reverse Cowgirl, blowing your load on her ass/back).
Timmy: Last night, Tiffy and I got into some crazy new stuff we'd never done before. One was like the piledriver only she was staring right up at my nuts and asshole.

Mikey: Yeah? Sounds awesome. Good thing you made those bunk beds. Now you have so much more room for backtivities.

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Tiffy: Timmy and I tried a whole new backtivity last night where all I could see was his sack and butthole bramble patch.

Daisy: Was it any good?

Tiffy: It was definitely better than looking at his ugly schmuck mug.

Paranormal Pepper Jack-tivity Burger

A Halloween-themed burger that comes with pepper jack cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Paranormal Pepper Jack-tivity Burger, you should try it!"

Jacktivities 

activities in which on man partakes in sexual relations with themselves
Charles was banished after being caught participating in jacktivities at the playground
Jacktivities by The T.I.P. Drill October 25, 2009
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