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Jacktivism

The act of being a jack-off.
Husband: He drank all of my good beer and didn't even say thanks.

Wife: That's some serious Jacktivism.
by ultruh June 12, 2017
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Macktivism

The act of attending rallies, marches, conferences, or other activist-related events in the hopes of meeting attractive activists. A portmanteau of "to mack" and "activism."

One who participates in macktivism is said to be a "macktivist."
I met the cutest boy at the US Social Forum in Detroit last summer -so glad we decided to get our macktivism on!

The Campus Libertarians never get laid because macktivists just aren't interested.
by frigglefraggle December 28, 2010
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pat yourself on the backtivism

The brand of political or social activism that involves doing nothing meaningful whatsoever except for completely useless gestures, "discussing the issues" with people who already share your point of view, and flooding Facebook with activism posts.

The whole point of which is simply to make sure everyone else in the world knows how tolerant and great you are and how shitty and tolerant they aren't, while actually not making any difference whatsoever.
That Tiffany girl who is always posting 10 times a day on Facebook about how society is controlled by anti-gay, anti-feminist, anti-immigrant, poverty-hating white guys gets drunk four nights a week on her parent's dime, and sleeps around while skipping half of the classes in her Development Studies major. She's never actually contributed to the betterment of society in any meaningful way. But pat yourself on the backtivism means she still thinks she's a better person than everyone else.
by BroamChomsky February 7, 2014
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hacktivism

Politically motiviated hacking. Some examples include denial of service attacks against conservative groups, defacement of political websites, malicious software development, and website parodies. Tends to be leftist and has close ties with anarchy.
When the media is taken over by conservative propaganda, citizens can engage in underground hacktivism to fight back.
by sephos August 31, 2006
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Jacktivity

The amalgamation of the word activity, and the British Army slang word "Jack" meaning selfish or lazy.

A jacktivity is something a multitude of people will do in order to evade hard work.
Person 1: "While we're in here, the smokers go outside every 5 minutes and evade the hard work."

Person 2: "That's such a jacktivity."
by Nicko678 December 13, 2009
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Jacktivities

activities in which on man partakes in sexual relations with themselves
Charles was banished after being caught participating in jacktivities at the playground
by The T.I.P. Drill October 25, 2009
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jacktivity

1. an assigned task that is nothing but a worthless, waste of time jack-off activity.
1. There was nothing worthwhile to do at work today so the boss assigned me a jacktivity to keep me busy.
by ETQuall August 4, 2012
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