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Jacktivity 

The amalgamation of the word activity, and the British Army slang word "Jack" meaning selfish or lazy.

A jacktivity is something a multitude of people will do in order to evade hard work.
Person 1: "While we're in here, the smokers go outside every 5 minutes and evade the hard work."

Person 2: "That's such a jacktivity."
Jacktivity by Nicko678 December 13, 2009

lacktivity 

I spent the day on the couch enjoying my lacktivity.
lacktivity by p mammen July 26, 2009

Wacktivity 

Activity that is Wack. Like.. "that shit is wack". Often produced by wacktivists.
Gee, there sure is a lot of Wacktivity up in hea'.
Wacktivity by Miker May 16, 2003

Backtivity 

back·ti·vi·ty \bak-'ti-vi-tē\ n, pl -ties (2011) 1: The quality or state of being sexually active/experimental with a view from the rear. 2: Vigorous or energetic action from the rear. 3: A similar process actually or potentially involving sexual function from behind. 4: An educational procedure designed to stimulate sexually (specific: Anal, Doggy, Reverse Cowgirl, blowing your load on her ass/back).
Timmy: Last night, Tiffy and I got into some crazy new stuff we'd never done before. One was like the piledriver only she was staring right up at my nuts and asshole.

Mikey: Yeah? Sounds awesome. Good thing you made those bunk beds. Now you have so much more room for backtivities.

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Tiffy: Timmy and I tried a whole new backtivity last night where all I could see was his sack and butthole bramble patch.

Daisy: Was it any good?

Tiffy: It was definitely better than looking at his ugly schmuck mug.

Hacktivity 

The work done by a Hacker.
Wanting to cover his tracks, anonymous wiped all traces of his hacktivity.
Hacktivity by Dragontat1989 November 25, 2013

jacktivity 

1. an assigned task that is nothing but a worthless, waste of time jack-off activity.
1. There was nothing worthwhile to do at work today so the boss assigned me a jacktivity to keep me busy.
jacktivity by ETQuall August 4, 2012