a common term used by military firefighters, meaning to "dust of the bitch slap" or to "Slap you with the back of one's hand". This is commonly used from one soldier to another if someone says or does something stupid, pushes just the right buttons, or irritates another soldier.

"Soldier, I will jackslap the cowboy piss out of you if I don't get my goddamn newspaper back!"

Jackslap by Bryan H. September 13, 2006

jackslap

v. - a severe and often extremely painful beating. Thus usually used only for intimidation purposes

ie.. "if you don't stop that shit I'm gonna jackslap you like a monkey"

jackslap by Zman July 18, 2004

jackslaverne

jack is super good at edits!! If you follow, or herd of him you would know. jack has really improved through the time he has been in zoe lavernes fandom, zoe is a famous tiktoker and instagrammer. she has millions of fans that look up to her.

“that edit is super good!!” - a person seeing jacks edit off of zoes story
“that’s jackslaverne, he’s really talented!” -a zoe fanpage

jackslaverne by ab0101 November 4, 2019

saint jackolas

a devious one, most likely to be found on a checkers board protecting Sir Blanket of Neverland. not a very good guard in fact, as the scent of small children (male more likely) will easily lead him astray. will corner anyone he can and ply them with Jesus Juice.

"an angry bugger, always up for a chase, and never leaves without his prize" - Rob McLean

saint jackolas by failure33object April 22, 2005

jackolas

An absolute unit. This person is usually refereed to as the poone god. Steph curry often wishes he could shoot 3’s as well as jackolas. Jackolas is the type of guy to hit a 360 no scope while fucking your bitch. This kid is an absolute machine and the world is lucky have him. P.S. Jackolas is better than everybody 6”5’ and taller.

Wow is that jackolas I heard he’s better than will

jackolas by Gene joat December 2, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026