Definitions by Zman
Cooptional
1. The state in which something is described as optional, but is not actually optional, because it is expected you will cooperate. Failure to cooperate usually results in punishments or severe disapproval.
2. A term used to describe a task that you have been voluntold to do.
2. A term used to describe a task that you have been voluntold to do.
1. The boss said that the overtime has to be done, but it is a voluntary contribution they want everyone to make. It's cooptional overtime.
2. Person one: I heard you were given a cooptional promotion to the new job that has twice the work without twice the pay.
Person two : Yeah, I was voluntold to take the cooptional position.
2. Person one: I heard you were given a cooptional promotion to the new job that has twice the work without twice the pay.
Person two : Yeah, I was voluntold to take the cooptional position.
Cooptional by ZMan September 18, 2016
poetricate
Poetricate - verb:
The act of creating poetry as a thoughtful and concerted effort.
Past tense: poetricated
Noun: poetrication
Continuing/present tense: poetricating
The act of creating poetry as a thoughtful and concerted effort.
Past tense: poetricated
Noun: poetrication
Continuing/present tense: poetricating
Example: I haven't poetricated in a while.
Example: I think I feel the need to poetricate; it has been too long since I wrote a poem.
Example: "Hey, man, what are you doing?"
"Just poetricating."
"Sweet, can I hear some of what you wrote?"
Example: I think I feel the need to poetricate; it has been too long since I wrote a poem.
Example: "Hey, man, what are you doing?"
"Just poetricating."
"Sweet, can I hear some of what you wrote?"
poetricate by ZMan October 11, 2013
Sit on the fence
Girl 1: You coming to the movie with us?
Girl 2: No, she's coming to the club with us!
Girl 3: Umm, I need to think about this, I don't really want to have to choose.
Girl 1: She's just trying to sit on the fence.
Girl 2: No, she's coming to the club with us!
Girl 3: Umm, I need to think about this, I don't really want to have to choose.
Girl 1: She's just trying to sit on the fence.
Sit on the fence by ZMan June 24, 2010
Promiscuitarian
1. Man: Hey, would you be interested in joining our church?
Woman: What church are you?
Man: We're promiscuitarians, the church of promiscuity.
Woman: I'm in.
2. Tim: Hey, you know Cathy?
Mark: Yeah.
Tim: I'm totally going to do her!
Mark: She's so uptight and religious, she'll never let you.
Tim: Yeah, it looks like that, but she's actually a promiscuitarian.
Mark: Sweet.
Woman: What church are you?
Man: We're promiscuitarians, the church of promiscuity.
Woman: I'm in.
2. Tim: Hey, you know Cathy?
Mark: Yeah.
Tim: I'm totally going to do her!
Mark: She's so uptight and religious, she'll never let you.
Tim: Yeah, it looks like that, but she's actually a promiscuitarian.
Mark: Sweet.
Promiscuitarian by ZMan March 2, 2010
non driving bastard
any time somebody does something ridiculous in there car. from turning, to parking, to backing, whatever
non driving bastard by Zman January 29, 2005