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Jackslap 

a common term used by military firefighters, meaning to "dust of the bitch slap" or to "Slap you with the back of one's hand". This is commonly used from one soldier to another if someone says or does something stupid, pushes just the right buttons, or irritates another soldier.
"Soldier, I will jackslap the cowboy piss out of you if I don't get my goddamn newspaper back!"
Jackslap by Bryan H. September 13, 2006
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jackslap 

v. - a severe and often extremely painful beating. Thus usually used only for intimidation purposes
ie.. "if you don't stop that shit I'm gonna jackslap you like a monkey"
jackslap by Zman July 18, 2004

Jackslap 

The act of shoving your index and middle fingers into another persons nostrils, pulling upwards while using your other hand to smack the stretched out nose.
She dumped me after I jackslapped her.
Jackslap by C&M112509 December 2, 2010

Jackslap 

The act of someone hitting another person in the face with a tire iron.
Person 1: Dude? Why the hell did you jackslap me?

Person 2: You pissed me off!
Jackslap by Pillowpants9 October 21, 2010

Kentucky jackslap

A Kentucky Jackslap is when oneself ejaculates into their dominant hand and walks down the street and then slaps an unsuspecting victim, thus completing the Kentucky Jackslap.
I never knew that my sperm had more than one use until I came to know the Kentucky Jackslap.

Jacksnap 

A person that doesn't understand jack, yet, still makes snap judgements with the narcissistic belief they are the smartest person in the room and know whats best for everyone.
Anarchists are such jacksnaps that think they can fix the world but live in their mom's basement.
Jacksnap by DirtiestD November 18, 2014
AKA Jack Harries, an attractive Englsih YouTuber who makes videos with his twin brohter Finn
Person: Do you watch JacksGap
Other person: Yeah but I like Finn
Person: Which one is Finn?
Other person: I don't know
JacksGap by natkatlat November 3, 2013
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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