Paccali's definitions

Bonesaw

A sexual move where the woman sits on the man's crotch, and shakes her pelvis perpendicular to the orientation of her slit.

She bonesawed me last night, now I have a juicy rash.

by Paccali November 14, 2002

danza slap

When, after oral sex, a man pulls his penis out of the woman's face, and proceeds to smack it across the woman's cheeks. Used mostly as a finishing move. Not to be confused with turkeyslapping, which is just a smack in the face with a penis, not necessarily to a woman who is giving oral sex, or even someone who wants to be near the penis.

That girl actually asked me to danza slap her, but I told her that I don't do that to my sister.

by Paccali November 14, 2002

smeg

The shortened version of the word "smegma", which is defined as: coagulated semen surrounding the end of the penis; also found in the hair of high schoolers

Dude, I just yanked off a huge crusty piece of smeg; lets put it in that kid's pizza!

by Paccali November 12, 2002

jackoslam

To take a shit in a pumpkin, and set it on a friend's porch

I smeared in my pants trying to jackoslam

by Paccali November 13, 2002

3 some

A sexual encounter INCLUDING yourself and two others, not four total people as the moron first thought.

That kid thinks that if you take 1. himself, 2. The person he's talking to, 3. his girlfriend, and 4. that person's sister, and add it up, that makes three...nope... a threesome takes only three people, four and more makes an orgy, you huge dumbass.

by Paccali November 12, 2002

Drum Roll

When, after climaxing in a woman's vagina, the man pulls his penis out, and procedes to drum on her belly with it; lasts up to a minute, whence past a minute, it becomes tummy-beating.

I did the drum roll on her and the whole thing, then she cried.

by Paccali December 18, 2002

junk in the trunk

When one's ass is either wider than they are tall, or when each individual cheek is mistaken for car bumpers; also, an old woman with a diaper.

I saw this really hot girl, but when she turned around, it was an old lady with her junk in the trunk. She was still hot though.

by Paccali November 15, 2002