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jackathan

"jackathan🤤🤤🤤🤤"
by ztaine August 3, 2023
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jackhang

David Carradine died while jackhanging himself, as he was found in a closet wearing women's lingerie suspended from the coat rod by a belt fastened around his neck. Whether he finished or not is unknown.
by Juan Diesel April 18, 2023
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jackathon

Masturbating over and over usually more than 3-5 times a day.
Yesterday I had a major Jackathon since no one was home.
by Danny Bregman May 11, 2006
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Jahnathan

Jahnathan is the type of person who listens and respects older and younger people no matter what backgrounds they are from.. when someone irritates this big daddy here, all hell breaks loose.
Jahnathan likes to socialize with his friends and family.
by Jahnathan January 9, 2022
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Jackaleaniebeanie

Jackaleaniebeanie is a sexy mofo. Cherish your Jackaleaniebeanie boy, he is someone you don't want to lose.
I love my Jackaleaniebeanie boy <333
by libbysnoot February 23, 2021
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JackAtherton

n. United States anchorman located in Cincinnati, Ohio at WXIX (Fox 19) from 1993-present. JackAtherton was born in Morristown, New Jersey. He attended school at Yale and Columbia University for his degree in law.

Practiced law in New York City for seven years, while also writing classical music, doing book reviews and doing editorial drawings for the New York Times!

Married to Aymsley and has two daughters. Currently resides in Cincinnati, Ohio and is part of Fox 19's "10 O'clock News."

General good guy that is so audacious in his delivery of the news, he cannot be taken seriously. Believed to be the person who the character "Ron Burgundy" from the 2004 Will Ferrell movie, "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy" is based off of.

adj.

1. spirited and original

2. cocky and jovial at the same time

3. better than you
I'm Jack Atherton and my favorite number is thir-twelve! I'm Jack Atherton!

I'm Jack Atherton and I am a world-reknowned Barbie Doll collector. Soccer Mom Barbie is easily my most prized posession. Complete with her old high school cheerleading megaphone, minivan in "Robin Egg Blue," and a cooler filled with doughnuts and fruit punch, my mint one retails for more than Delaware is worth. I'm Jack Atherton!
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jackathon

A long period of male masturbation generally watching porno films. Sometimes the man will squirt his load on a models picture.
Today I think I will have a Jackathon as I have a big load to shot on her face.
by blowmenow February 5, 2008
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