blowmenow's definitions

fuck film festival

When a porno addict watches porno movies for hours or days while masturbating.

I got me three fuck films and I am going to jack off all day. Fuck film festival horray!

by blowmenow February 7, 2008

cum milkshake

When a bunch of guys jackoff into a glass and a sexy slut swallows it after stirring it.

I can't believe that Chrissy drank that cum milkshake. Must have a been 20 ounces of jizz.

by blowmenow February 4, 2008

frosty finish

When a guy or preferably a bunch of guys cum all over a girls face.

Me and my buddy gave Christina a Frosty Finish last night. You should have seen all the jit on her face

by blowmenow February 4, 2008

Jackin fool

A guy who jacks his cock for hours every chance he gets.

I'm a Jackin Fool no doubt. I just jacked off for 5 hours and came a big load of jizz.

by blowmenow February 5, 2008

acura whore

A women who sucks dick, swallows the cum and then drives home in an old Acura Legend

That Acura Whore sure can suck cock!

by blowmenow February 4, 2008

jackathon

A long period of male masturbation generally watching porno films. Sometimes the man will squirt his load on a models picture.

Today I think I will have a Jackathon as I have a big load to shot on her face.

by blowmenow February 5, 2008

bakers dozen

In Porn the taking of 13 hot cum loads on a girls face, tits and mouth. Quite a wonderful sight.

All 13 of us came on the cunts face giving her a Bakers Dozen of jizz.

by blowmenow February 5, 2008