blowmenow's definitions

fuck film festival

When a porno addict watches porno movies for hours or days while masturbating.

I got me three fuck films and I am going to jack off all day. Fuck film festival horray!

by blowmenow February 7, 2008

cum milkshake

When a bunch of guys jackoff into a glass and a sexy slut swallows it after stirring it.

I can't believe that Chrissy drank that cum milkshake. Must have a been 20 ounces of jizz.

by blowmenow February 4, 2008

acura whore

A women who sucks dick, swallows the cum and then drives home in an old Acura Legend

That Acura Whore sure can suck cock!

by blowmenow February 4, 2008

Jackin fool

A guy who jacks his cock for hours every chance he gets.

I'm a Jackin Fool no doubt. I just jacked off for 5 hours and came a big load of jizz.

by blowmenow February 5, 2008

frosty finish

When a guy or preferably a bunch of guys cum all over a girls face.

Me and my buddy gave Christina a Frosty Finish last night. You should have seen all the jit on her face

by blowmenow February 4, 2008

bakers dozen

In Porn the taking of 13 hot cum loads on a girls face, tits and mouth. Quite a wonderful sight.

All 13 of us came on the cunts face giving her a Bakers Dozen of jizz.

by blowmenow February 5, 2008

jackathon

A long period of male masturbation generally watching porno films. Sometimes the man will squirt his load on a models picture.

Today I think I will have a Jackathon as I have a big load to shot on her face.

by blowmenow February 5, 2008