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Definitions by blowmenow
fuck film festival
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When a porno
addict
watches porno
movies
for hours or days while
masturbating
.
I got me
three
fuck films and I am going to jack off all
day
. Fuck
film
festival horray!
fuck film festival
by
blowmenow
February 7, 2008
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Jackin fool
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A guy who
jacks
his cock for hours
every
chance he
gets
.
I'm a Jackin Fool
no doubt
. I just jacked off for 5 hours and came a big
load
of
jizz
.
Jackin fool
by
blowmenow
February 5, 2008
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jackathon
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A
long
period of male
masturbation
generally watching porno films. Sometimes the man will squirt his
load
on a models picture.
Today
I think I
will
have a Jackathon as I have a big
load
to shot on her face.
jackathon
by
blowmenow
February 5, 2008
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bakers dozen
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In
Porn
the taking of 13
hot
cum
loads on a girls face, tits and mouth. Quite a wonderful sight.
All 13 of us
came
on the cunts face giving her a Bakers
Dozen
of
jizz
.
bakers dozen
by
blowmenow
February 5, 2008
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acura whore
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A women who sucks dick, swallows the
cum
and then
drives home in an old Acura
Legend
That
Acura
Whore
sure can
suck cock
!
acura whore
by
blowmenow
February 4, 2008
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frosty finish
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When a guy or preferably a
bunch
of guys
cum
all over a
girls
face.
Me and my
buddy
gave Christina a Frosty Finish last
night
. You should have
seen
all the jit on her face
frosty finish
by
blowmenow
February 4, 2008
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cum milkshake
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When a bunch of guys jackoff into a
glass
and a
sexy
slut
swallows it after stirring it.
I can't believe that Chrissy drank that
cum
milkshake
. Must have a been 20 ounces of
jizz
.
cum milkshake
by
blowmenow
February 4, 2008
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