jackhang

Masturbating while simultaneously hanging yourself.

David Carradine died while jackhanging himself, as he was found in a closet wearing women's lingerie suspended from the coat rod by a belt fastened around his neck. Whether he finished or not is unknown.

by Juan Diesel April 18, 2023

jackwang

An ignorant hillbilly who is incompetent, lazy, half-assed & dim-witted in their work efforts but they think of themselves as great

Tim is a freaking jackwang. He completely screwed that deal up and he doesn't know what the hell he's talking about.

by NeverQu1t June 24, 2017

Jackwang

Fucking a male donkey up the ass giving it a fish blow

Your a jackwang

by Rhysand January 28, 2018

jack hang harnit

Exclamation. Synonymous with "Shit!!

Jack Hang Harnit! I just stubbed my toe!

by cazort September 15, 2003

Jackhander

When a man grips his penis with both hands, fist over fist (requires substantially sized penis), and then has the partner grasp both of his forearms and create a motion similar to that of a jackhammer. A variation can be done by a woman holding a dildo.

Dude, that chick was crazy, she hopped on top and gave me the jackhander!

by Jackman17 July 25, 2012

jackhand

a jackhand is a very skinny boy who has freckles. he is usually either very posh or very naughty or a mix of the two. he is likely good at sport and has a squeaky voice

"look at jackhand over there trying to be cool"

by A L A May 21, 2020