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Jackalrod

My neighbor always lets his dog out first thing in the morning to take a crap on my front lawn and than yells at my kids for playing on his, what a Jackalrod!
by showmonkeyskeeper October 21, 2012
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jackrod

A tool, dick, or ding-dong. A total jackass of a person.
"Paul sounded like a total jackrod the other night at the club."
by SteveZee April 13, 2013
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jacklord

Verb meaning to cause an organization to fail, typically in a spectacularly inept and often morally corrupt manner.

Origin comes from the phrase 'jack the lord', which had an anecdotal meaning relating to doing something morally wrong on a grand scale.
After jacklording the contributions to his church, the pastor drove off in his new Ferarri.

Who would have thought that the board of directors could be so stupid as to jacklord their own company?

Sure it was my first time running an organization, but I didn't think I would jacklord us into bankruptcy.
by Navitardina November 2, 2009
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jackaloon

a publicly acceptable way of calling someone a jackass. someone who recently has done something stupid and deserves to be called a jackass, but there are people around that wouldn't appreciate that and so you simply call them a jackaloon.
"Dude what's wrong with your toaster?" "You have to plug it in first you jackaloon."
by inandaroundyourmouth February 3, 2010
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Jackalope

A cute busboy at a local restaurant (Jack Astor's). Originated from mis-reading the back of his shirt.
Does that shirt say "I'm a Jackalope"?
No, it says "I'm Jackalicious", but I could go for that Jackalope!!
by Jackalope Hunter January 27, 2010
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jackalope

Among the rarest of a hunter's trophies is the timid jackelope. The nocturnal, antlered, longeared mammal has keen senses of both hearing and smell and is said to be attracted to alcohol.
To lure a fine, 4-point Jackelope to within shooting distance, one must use a blend of bourbon, beer and baloney.
by Ron Jackson May 13, 2003
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Project Jackalope

Only one God tier server and that's project jackalope
by DebtCollectr March 8, 2023
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