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{From 'Jackass' (n) + 'ian'}

Denizens of Jacassia: a mythical land wherein emotional reaction without thought and discourtesy is highly prized.

Jacassians only value the worldview of other Jacassians. They do not wish to be bothered with reality or logic, but rather prefer indulge in low-level flights of fancy heavily influenced by pop-cultural memes, such as conspiracy theories, Greys, “Chemtrails”, and so forth. Anyone not of this worldview who questions it is considered to be an interloper who *must be attacked*, even if the information the outsider provides is 100% correct.

Their highest concentrations are found in larger urban areas and in online fora.
Those 'Ufologists' are some real Jacassians.

Last night, some drunken Jugalo claimed that I was trying to pick up his woman and took a swing at me, but I opened a can of whoopass on him. What a Jacassian!

Those Wikipedians should go back to Jacassia.
Jacassian by 7-eleven May 21, 2010

Japalian 

A racial mixture between Japanese and Italians.
Gabrielle is a cool Japalian.
Japalian by xJOExDx November 9, 2005

Japalian 

A person whos background consists of Japanese and Italian.
Kirby is a cool Japalian.
Japalian by JDZN December 18, 2005

JaTavian Lusane 

A very intelligent dude who hardly gives a fuck, he likes technology and games. He thinks smart about what he does when it comes time. Befriend him and your life will see new beginnings.
JaTavian Lusane by Mystic Chaos August 12, 2017

Japalian 

"kable am i speaking Japalian"
Japalian by yinyangzampow October 20, 2019

Jafavian mansacker 

Someone is from the land of Jafavia who also just so happens to be a master in the art of mansacking.
Quandale dingleberry - “ my cousin gaylord paid 350 dollars just so he could get mansacked by the jafavian mansacker “