jac jac

a tiny ass flamingo with no head and is holding a small ass cookie which he is bound to choke on cus he's a dipshit, they cant swim cus he has no head, he drinks toilet water and eat expired doritos, they were almost extinct because they dumped their whole body in a big bucket of glue and were found swimming in a sink full of petrol. they were almost caught in fire because like I said, their a dipshit

have u seen the jac jac that i found in my dirty underwear?

NO? WhERe diD It gO??!!!11?!

jac jac by mycamerabrokeagain May 20, 2019

De-Jac 

An abbreviation for "Delayed Ejaculation", the lesser-known alternative to Premature Ejaculation, in which a man takes far too long to reach his climax rather than too short.

Brazzers Employer: "So, why do you think we should consider you for this position?"
Guy: "Dawg I can De-Jac hella better than Johnny Sins"
Brazzers Employer: "You're hired"

De-Jac by Richter G. Bathroomshit October 15, 2017

jac secrets 

A Facebook page created by an anonymous student from John Abbott College in Sainte Anne De Bellevue. Biggest leading cause of procrastination. Commented by trolls, butthurt kids, jac royalty and others. Lots of thirsty people.

"Man did you read jac secrets today? Some guy was thirsty."

jac secrets by pastorlode February 23, 2014

Papa Jac

Drink/glass from a bar named "Candelas Bar" located in Old San Juan, Puerto Rico. Since 1991 the drink has been the official drink for the greates festival of all in the Island, "Las Calles de San Sebastian" celebrated in Old San Juan, and just some years ago the Bar have been making a line of glasses called "Papa Jac Collectable Series".

I got my Papa Jac!!!

Papa Jac by Jorge Heureaux January 12, 2006

Jac 

Jewish American Cunt

She was your stereotypical JAC

Jac by RSA12357 September 7, 2016

jon-jac 

He is an asshole that spends 20 to 22 hours a day playing nintendo and jerking off.

Is that asshole still in the basement with mario

He is such a jon-jac

jon-jac by muderfucker February 22, 2017

Jac&Jill 

2 talented and beautiful RnB/Pop Songwriters/Musicians

Look out for Jac&Jill in 2008!

Jac&Jill by Jac&Jill January 12, 2008