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Christoffel 

They are one-of-a-kind, grade-A pieces of shit that complain in high piched voices whenever someone says something that they don't like. They are so big headed while they are driving around town in their yellow cars (everyone hates yellow).
"Hay dude check that yellow car"
"Yeah, it's problably a Christoffel driving that car"
Christoffel by muderfucker February 23, 2017
He is an asshole that spends 20 to 22 hours a day playing nintendo and jerking off.
Is that asshole still in the basement with mario

He is such a jon-jac
jon-jac by muderfucker February 22, 2017