De-Jac

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An abbreviation for "Delayed Ejaculation", the lesser-known alternative to Premature Ejaculation, in which a man takes far too long to reach his climax rather than too short.

Brazzers Employer: "So, why do you think we should consider you for this position?"
Guy: "Dawg I can De-Jac hella better than Johnny Sins"
Brazzers Employer: "You're hired"

De-Jac by Richter G. Bathroomshit October 15, 2017

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Premature de-jacketulation

The act of removing a coat or stopping wearing a coat too soon in the season- under the false assumption that it is warm enough to shed layers already.

Just one early sunny spring day and Chris seems it warm enough and foolishly leaves his coat at home - a prime case of premature de-jacketulation

Premature de-jacketulation by TildaSpinton May 8, 2018

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De-Jacking

The action of jacking someone off without touching them or their member

Man, Sally gave me blue balls with her de-jacking.

De-Jacking by BriMarie15 February 16, 2024

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ferragucci-jacuzzi-de-couchi

A silence filler that has no meaning whatsoever, potentially could be subtle Tourettes syndrome

chit chat in the office ..... randomly tommy: ferragucci-jacuzzi-de-couchi

ferragucci-jacuzzi-de-couchi by tommy stewdog January 7, 2019

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Dejaculate

To remove one's jacket, coat or outerwear.

"Thank you for coming! Please dejaculate and make yourself comfortable."

"Where's Miranda?" "Oh, she's dejaculating in the coatroom."

"I had barely dejaculated before they bombarded me with complaints."

Dejaculate by Gartholomew October 17, 2009

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Dejackification

The process of undoing a completely clusterfucked build process. Used in both in Agile and Waterfall methods. Usually this process happens right after a Death March, but can also happen as part of Short Timer syndrome.

A developer haphazardly converts 190 projects to Visual Studio 2010, .Net 4, and the newest version of all control packages, and then leaves. After the fallout is cleaned up, a dejackification process must happen before anyone can actually do any work again.

Dejackification by Jack the Dejackifier April 6, 2011

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suburban dejaculatetion

masturbating until you are about to ejaculate and then calling your mom in to the room right as you are about to finish

hey mom do you want to know what a suburban dejaculatetion is???

suburban dejaculatetion by daniel allan wood September 26, 2007

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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