De-Jac

An abbreviation for "Delayed Ejaculation", the lesser-known alternative to Premature Ejaculation, in which a man takes far too long to reach his climax rather than too short.

Brazzers Employer: "So, why do you think we should consider you for this position?"
Guy: "Dawg I can De-Jac hella better than Johnny Sins"
Brazzers Employer: "You're hired"

by Richter G. Bathroomshit October 15, 2017

Premature de-jacketulation

The act of removing a coat or stopping wearing a coat too soon in the season- under the false assumption that it is warm enough to shed layers already.

Just one early sunny spring day and Chris seems it warm enough and foolishly leaves his coat at home - a prime case of premature de-jacketulation

by TildaSpinton May 8, 2018

De-Jacking

The action of jacking someone off without touching them or their member

Man, Sally gave me blue balls with her de-jacking.

by BriMarie15 February 16, 2024

ferragucci-jacuzzi-de-couchi

A silence filler that has no meaning whatsoever, potentially could be subtle Tourettes syndrome

chit chat in the office ..... randomly tommy: ferragucci-jacuzzi-de-couchi

by tommy stewdog January 7, 2019

Dejaculate

To remove one's jacket, coat or outerwear.

"Thank you for coming! Please dejaculate and make yourself comfortable."

"Where's Miranda?" "Oh, she's dejaculating in the coatroom."

"I had barely dejaculated before they bombarded me with complaints."

by Gartholomew October 17, 2009

Dejackification

The process of undoing a completely clusterfucked build process. Used in both in Agile and Waterfall methods. Usually this process happens right after a Death March, but can also happen as part of Short Timer syndrome.

A developer haphazardly converts 190 projects to Visual Studio 2010, .Net 4, and the newest version of all control packages, and then leaves. After the fallout is cleaned up, a dejackification process must happen before anyone can actually do any work again.

by Jack the Dejackifier April 6, 2011

suburban dejaculatetion

masturbating until you are about to ejaculate and then calling your mom in to the room right as you are about to finish

hey mom do you want to know what a suburban dejaculatetion is???

by daniel allan wood September 26, 2007