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Jaboukie Maneuver

When a blue check Twitter user changes their name and profile photo to parody a public figure or organization, and tweets satirically from their account, pretending to be the aforementioned figure or organization. This maneuver may result in the temporary suspension of your account and permanent removal of your blue check mark. Named after comedian Jaboukie Young-White who legendarily lost his blue check mark and had his account suspended after pretending to be CNN on Twitter and tweeting about Presidential candidate Joe Biden.
"Hey man, why can't I see his tweets?"
"Oh, it's because he got suspended for performing the Jaboukie Maneuver. He pretended to be the FBI and tweeted about MLK."

jabookie 

a person of EXTREMELY african descent. To be a jabookie, they must have an accent, coal black skin, and real african garb.
DAYMMM look at that spear-throwin jabookie run!!
jabookie by PrettyPiggy September 26, 2010

jabookie theatre 

When two negros who, incapable of logical reasoning and negotiation, commence in physical violence towards
each other; amassing a large audience of more, on-looking negros.

Commonly, this audience will be seen and heard “whooping” and hollering— frequently becoming involved in the aforementioned fight, or autistically recording it on cellular devices in portrait mode, while repeatedly mush—mouthing the words; “WorldStar! WorldStar! WorldStar... etc.”

This source of entertainment is most common among “Inner City Youths,”
as their stolen televisions oftentimes have
no reception, and they lack the funds to attend a movie theatre; hence, a play on the term “kabuki theater,” we derive “Jabookie Theatre.”
John— “Woah man, I was walking to my car after work, and I couldn’t get near the
damn thing! A jabookie theatre was taking place right in the parking lot!”

Michael- “Fucking niggers.”

Jabookie 

A person born and mixed with two or more races
She claims shes african dominican brazillian and italian therefore she is a jabookie
Jabookie by k3v0n May 15, 2010

jabookie theatre 

When two negros who, incapable of logical reasoning and negotiation, commence in physical violence towards each other; amassing a large audience of more, on-looking negros.

Commonly, the audience will be seen and heard “whooping” and hollering- frequently becoming involved in the aforementioned fight, or autistically recording it on cellular devices in portrait mode, while repeatedly mush-mouthing the words; “WorldStar! WorldStar! WorldStar... etc.”

This source of entertainment is most commonplace among “Inner City Youths,” as their stolen televisions oftentimes have no reception, and they lack the funds to attend a movie theatre; hence, a play on the term “kabuki theater,” we derive “Jabookie Theatre.”
John- “Woah man, I was walking to my car after work, and I couldn’t get near the damn thing! A jabookie theatre was taking place right in the parking lot!”

Michael- “Fucking niggers.”

jabookie 

my jabookies are the best
jabookie by Joey One and Only February 16, 2009