j\ by BestOfDefs March 7, 2022
Words you can keep
He who is but the beginning, the pioneer, the father of sorts to all the mayhem and destruction and pleasure that comes with the name “j”
j is the word, anyone else is guaranteed an imitation copy.
father J, white boy J, j, ol’ j, etc
j can be whatever you want him/her to be but j WILL STILL BREAK THE RULES AND HURT YOUR FEELINGS
you cannot delay the j
j is the word, anyone else is guaranteed an imitation copy.
father J, white boy J, j, ol’ j, etc
j can be whatever you want him/her to be but j WILL STILL BREAK THE RULES AND HURT YOUR FEELINGS
you cannot delay the j
j is the first out of the 26, everything else is inferior yet due to his supposed humility, j chose to appear as the 10th which is poetic since he is a 10 (yet infinite)
j is the way
You cannot delay the j
Shelly left Robby because only j is bae
j is perfection disguised as anything that j chooses to manifest itself as
j
j is the way
You cannot delay the j
Shelly left Robby because only j is bae
j is perfection disguised as anything that j chooses to manifest itself as
j
j by Ribbitrunit November 5, 2022
LITERALLY just J, the one and only. Internet famous kid who does questionable acts and versatile in his craft. Old J enjoys pursuing unknown pleasures and has no shortage of side bitches.
whatever j plans on doing can’t be good but it’s entertaining nonetheless. A true player
@juniortrooper69
whatever j plans on doing can’t be good but it’s entertaining nonetheless. A true player
@juniortrooper69
EXAMPLE:
j is a “devil may care” type kid who’s main concern can vary but typically involves self serving before anyone else
j is the physical embodiment of bad vibes but makes up with it by his charming and interesting personality
j is a total fuckboi, beware the hair! Cuz he don’t care!
“All the girls wanna fuck wit J and it’s no question why” -the world
j is up to no good so it’s best to keep your distance
j is a “devil may care” type kid who’s main concern can vary but typically involves self serving before anyone else
j is the physical embodiment of bad vibes but makes up with it by his charming and interesting personality
j is a total fuckboi, beware the hair! Cuz he don’t care!
“All the girls wanna fuck wit J and it’s no question why” -the world
j is up to no good so it’s best to keep your distance
Most iconic j of all time. Kid who’s up to no good yet keeps y’all mfs coming back more
j is out of reach yet appears when he pleases, ladies get ready for your man to cry like a little girl at the sight of j who will steal you anyway
any other impersonator of j does a huge disservice to the name. Only j is the j
j is out of reach yet appears when he pleases, ladies get ready for your man to cry like a little girl at the sight of j who will steal you anyway
any other impersonator of j does a huge disservice to the name. Only j is the j
EXAMPLE:
One and only j is j itself
“j stole my friends girl and showed her off to him after he impregnated her and her sister”
don’t mess with j unless you’ve lived your last day
One and only j is j itself
“j stole my friends girl and showed her off to him after he impregnated her and her sister”
don’t mess with j unless you’ve lived your last day
j by Sidewalkers November 5, 2022
Junior Grimes, Old J, big J, or Dr J, junifer morningsnout, june wick, etc. whatever you wish to call junior that’s what he is.
the one and only rap king of rhyme who enjoys chaos and destruction. The illest mf of all eras.
The last guy you’d expect to be a rapper but the first thing you imagine when you hear the word “chaos” or “omnimalevolent” for J Grimes is da wickedest and comin from the underground, so keep your eyes peeled for even you can’t see him doesn’t mean he’s not there
the one and only rap king of rhyme who enjoys chaos and destruction. The illest mf of all eras.
The last guy you’d expect to be a rapper but the first thing you imagine when you hear the word “chaos” or “omnimalevolent” for J Grimes is da wickedest and comin from the underground, so keep your eyes peeled for even you can’t see him doesn’t mean he’s not there
Who is J? You mean J Grimes the forbidden one???
That J is a bad influence and a suspicious little bastard who’s goals are first and everyone else is secondary, no one is above him, for J everyone and everything is beneath him. A true egomaniac
J is a rapper and jack of all trades but mostly a rebellious outcast
Junior Grimes is J
That J is a bad influence and a suspicious little bastard who’s goals are first and everyone else is secondary, no one is above him, for J everyone and everything is beneath him. A true egomaniac
J is a rapper and jack of all trades but mostly a rebellious outcast
Junior Grimes is J
j by poopyfootlettuce73 December 6, 2020
joking
A tone indicator placed at the end of online messages to show that they are said in a joking manner, not to be taken seriously.
A tone indicator placed at the end of online messages to show that they are said in a joking manner, not to be taken seriously.
/j by demonkoala October 14, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026