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Eddie Izzard
The Greatest Comedian in the world. one of the funniest men alive, known for his randomness, tendancy to drift off and his well known and catchy things to say. He is a executive transvestite, he describes himself as a male lesbian. he is also partialy dislexic, he used to be fully deslexic, but thts not for now. He is also intersesting besause of his style of comedy, he is not racist, or sexist, or any of these things, he swears, but not at people. He engages the audience and often goes off track. He is a modern comic genius, and a great actor to boot
Guns Dont Kill People, People Kill People, But Monkeys Do To (If They Have A Gun)
This is the comic genius of Eddie Izzard
This is the comic genius of Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard by Proassasin Made In China A.K.A Promic October 8, 2005
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A European executive transvestite stand-up comedian. Original as well as bizarre, with a hilarious view on life that leaves the mind wondering.
"There are no pyjamas in the valley of the dead!"
"Then we hit a tree. And I died."
The miracle that is Eddie Izzard.
"Then we hit a tree. And I died."
The miracle that is Eddie Izzard.
eddie izzard by Gothic Wildfire June 11, 2006
Eddie Izzard
The cleverest stand-up comic. He's an executive transvestite, and he's best known for Dress to Kill and Circles. He usually uses history for his material, staying away from offending topics like sex and current politics.
"You can't claim us, we live here!
Can to! those are the rules...I've just made up!"
"We'll call it the physcotic bastard relgion!
(Or church of england sir?)
Or Church of England, yes, that works too."
Can to! those are the rules...I've just made up!"
"We'll call it the physcotic bastard relgion!
(Or church of england sir?)
Or Church of England, yes, that works too."
Eddie Izzard by Katarsa December 18, 2004
Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard by DuckFlappy666 November 30, 2003
Eddie Izzard
Hilarity in womens clothes. Not to be confused with a fucking wierdo transvetite.
Has the illusion that everything looks like a huge upside-down squirrel. Fluent in virtualy every language known to man (or woman).
Has the illusion that everything looks like a huge upside-down squirrel. Fluent in virtualy every language known to man (or woman).
Eddie Izzard by Joe December 5, 2004
Eddie Izzard
Comedian Action and executive transvestite, know for jokes such as "we british dont win the olympics, its a political statement because we dont like our national anthem! god save the queen! thats a pretty damned saved queen!" and "CAKE OR DEATH?!" and other political and historical refernce jokes
Eddie Izzard by gillian May 3, 2004
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