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iVangelism 

The evangelical preaching of right-wing fundamentalist Apple fans.
"OK, OK! I get it: Your iPhone/iPad/iMac/MacBook is the greatest thing in the history of everything, ever, and Steve Jobs rose from the dead to give his keynote speech. Enough with the iVangelism."

"A core belief of iVangelism is that Steve Jobs will bring about the Rapture."
iVangelism by Dr Leroy April 10, 2010

@ivanoutsold 

A silly boy who is only good at jerking off, he have 7362728 crushes and is a fag. He sucks white and asian guys cocks. He is obsessed with Instagram user lovelypeachesmusic100 and have disgusting taste in music and men. He is a bitch and a pedophile
@ivanoutsold by ¢v^^$+@|\| $ November 12, 2019

iVangelist 

One of the legion of boring fuckers who talk endlessly and religiously about their i-phones, but who will not hear a bad word about same.
Couldn't get Sarahon the phone, because she'd no coverage, but when I tried to tell her to get a phone with some reception, she flipped - she's such an iVangelist!
iVangelist by mikmak69 September 2, 2010

iLangualu (i-lang-wah-lu)

A term given in reference to an iPhone's secret language. When an iPhone's predictive text spouts out a totally un-worldly word with no meaning what so ever this is the iPhone forgetting that we are not privy to the advance linguistics skills it possesses. It and only it alone will understand how typing in completely legible words will cause the iPhone to produce drivle.
Examples of encountered cases of 'iLangualu (i-lang-wah-lu)' include. (all iPhone owners will have their own to add!)

'gagagagaga' (Hahahahahaha)

'no, you come over to me! go-tit' (got it)

'reply to me immediatelu' (immediately)

'love you biggly bits too x' (lots and lots)

ivangelina 

ivangelina is a loyal friend, shes fun to hang around, and good to her friends, shes helpful to everyone around her and hardworking. she always knows the best advice. she not scared to speak her mind. but she can be intimidating if you don't know her.
K: do you know the girl named Ivangelina

C: yes shes scary
K: you just need to get to know her
ivangelina by zaraaaaaaaaaaaaa February 6, 2020

isangulov 

The name of a beautiful man with a massive penis and the stamina of a jackrabbit.
Wow he's so isangulov
isangulov by Nommom69420 October 26, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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