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iVangelist

One of the legion of boring fuckers who talk endlessly and religiously about their i-phones, but who will not hear a bad word about same.
Couldn't get Sarahon the phone, because she'd no coverage, but when I tried to tell her to get a phone with some reception, she flipped - she's such an iVangelist!
by mikmak69 September 2, 2010
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Linda Evangelista

A Canadian supermodel and actress known for being a face of Revlon and Versace. She was one of the most successful models of the 90s.
You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model.
by Sashay Away July 9, 2020
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Facebook Evangelist

A person who constantly tells people (without a facebook) to get a facebook account (even if they don't plan on talking to that person once they get one.)
Person 1: Hey, do you have a Facebook?
Person 2: No, I don't.
Person 1: You really should get one...
(Person 1 goes on about all the wonderful atributes of Facebook.)
Person 2: Stop being a Facebook evangelist!
by up@6aM March 21, 2009
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mac evangelist

(n) One who attempts to convert PC users to the world of mac. Generally tries to convert friends; however, any unsuspecting PC user may find themselves listening to a lecture on how the mac way is the only way to true computer enlightenment.
Josh, being the mac evangelist that he is, spent a good half an hour explaining why iPhoto is so much easier than anything Microsoft will ever develop.
by names are irrelevant July 17, 2006
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iVangelism

The evangelical preaching of right-wing fundamentalist Apple fans.
"OK, OK! I get it: Your iPhone/iPad/iMac/MacBook is the greatest thing in the history of everything, ever, and Steve Jobs rose from the dead to give his keynote speech. Enough with the iVangelism."

"A core belief of iVangelism is that Steve Jobs will bring about the Rapture."
by Dr Leroy April 10, 2010
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evangelist

Used to refer to someone that preaches a cause with devotion to the topic. Taken from the use of the word Evangelist to refer to someone that preached the good work of the protestant church, usually in the form of a missionary.
Robert Scoble is SUCH a Microsoft evangelist!
by Shaf August 20, 2005
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Social Evangelist

A person that speaks to his audience in a bias manner with the purpose to intrigue and captivate. The sole objection is to gain the attention and support of the group in order to infect them with his or her ideology. Usually, by successfully selling through or pitching his or her ideals and strategies in turn infected members then carry this ideology in a viral manner to the masses or population. The social evangelist, in hopes of reaping the rewards of the viral effect then creates or enlist a system and puts him or herself at the top in order to reap the most benefit, predominantly monetary.

The person will create a circa of close knit companions based on rewards, affection and attention. The audience or crowd is expected to grow in and exponential rate to capital gain. Giving the person validity in the form of material or monetary growth. Victims of this sort of negative scheme (schematic) are seen as targets, pigeons or just plain followers.

Much in the manner of Evangelist 2.0 they use internet start-ups and similar forms of mass media to present and harvest capital. Modern Social Evangelist are born of the internet boom and mid 2000 financial recession. As the need to convert digital products into assets became known as monetization.
The Social Evangelist walked about the video broadcast in order to present himself and his ideas to the captivated audience.
by Yadihi May 27, 2013
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