iVangelism 

The evangelical preaching of right-wing fundamentalist Apple fans.

"OK, OK! I get it: Your iPhone/iPad/iMac/MacBook is the greatest thing in the history of everything, ever, and Steve Jobs rose from the dead to give his keynote speech. Enough with the iVangelism."

"A core belief of iVangelism is that Steve Jobs will bring about the Rapture."

iVangelism by Dr Leroy April 10, 2010

Rust Evangelism 

The practice where Rust developers (aka evangelists) and cult followers harass other developers, code maintainers, and open source communities in order to get them to submit to the borrow checker and rewrite everything in Rust. They're known to cite Stackoverflow surveys that Rust is so loved, and that memory safety is free in Rust.

You know, Rust Evangelists proposed that Linux be rewritten in Rust.
Man, the amount of Rust Evangelism on Hacker News is just insane.

Rust Evangelism by CrazyDev February 17, 2021

TV Evangelism 

Scandal in the name of Jesus. See shit happens.

My aunt sent Billy Graham some money once, and after that, his harassment specialists pestered her for more money every month until she changed her number. She never did that again!

TV Evangelism by Downstrike September 13, 2004

evangelism 

The American Christian Al-Qaeda
Believe that those who dont recognize god are sinners and are automatically dammed to hell.
Don't believe in judgment of morals or deeds only on how close minded you are (the more the better)
Also are afraid to question anything they dont understand simply convince themselves that god wants it like that
Many are closet homosexuals and pedophiles as well as meth heads and white trash

Although there is the occasional right minded evangelist (jimmy carter) these are exceptions to the rules and come few and far between

"Dude my dad made me join this crazy cult"
"Sweet, which one"
"CHRISTIANITY!!!!!!!!!"
"Which kind"
"EVANGELISM!!!!"
"That sucks, good luck bro"

evangelism by Alboroto December 9, 2007

evangelism 

A group of crazy Christians who believe that if you speak tongues, you're speaking "the words of the Lord!!" and faking seizers means you're embracing the holy spirit.

They are basically misled, ill-informed, cult-like religious freaks who dedicated their lives to evangelism.

They can be easily associated with American White Trash, though many other types of Americans participate, however it is seemingly predominately White Trash.

Tommy believes in evangelism. Tommy is insane and brainwashed. Poor Tommy.

evangelism by crazywhitepeople January 6, 2010

iVangelist 

One of the legion of boring fuckers who talk endlessly and religiously about their i-phones, but who will not hear a bad word about same.

Couldn't get Sarahon the phone, because she'd no coverage, but when I tried to tell her to get a phone with some reception, she flipped - she's such an iVangelist!

iVangelist by mikmak69 September 2, 2010

evangelism 

Zealot preaching of the Gospel

The evangelism of the crowd saved many for Jesus.

evangelism by mmonroe July 20, 2004