Itzli

The most amazing girl you will meet. Has a good sense of memes and is always keeping up with the trends. You will look at her and think I wish she were mine. Also a rare name so you will be lucky if you find an Itzli. She is careing and has a good sense of humor and good taste in most things. She is very loving as long as you love her back. Also likes anime and is pretty wired but one you get to know her she is really nice and ALWAYS at least a little cute.

I wish I met Itzli sooner.

Itzli by 14 is my real name! February 18, 2019

itzli

A girl who is cool I guess.

Itzli is cool.

itzli by Isaisdabomb February 7, 2018

Italian hangover 

When someone cracks a wine bottle

Over your head.

Italians are known for their wine bottles.

I woke up with an Italian hangover after

Going to that party last night.

Italian hangover by Blu_leef August 28, 2020

Italian Heatwave

Flatulence that one produces after drinking craft beer. Usually ripe enough to strip paint off of walls.

My wife was angry with the Italian Heatwave that moved into the bedroom after last nights beer, I had to sleep in the guest bedroom.

Italian Heatwave by CabritoSnow July 16, 2019

italian cruise ship 

epic fail, a reason to shut the lights and call it a day

"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."

italian cruise ship by giraffe-o January 30, 2012

Italian Bunk Bed 

When you and your homie fall asleep on top of each other with your hands in each other’s pants.

Jake: Damn that was a crazy night last night Garrett and I didn’t have a place to sleep so we had to do the Italian Bunk Bed.

Italian Bunk Bed by Ivana B Jay May 1, 2021

gosh that italian family at the next table sure is quiet 

Said to find out if someone is a Russian sleeper spy.

Step 1. Say "Gosh that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet"

*Russian sleeper spy revealed* *Cough* *Cough* Adam West *Cough* Cough*

gosh that italian family at the next table sure is quiet by arandompersonwithnolife July 28, 2017