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Real Isopod Hours
*in a mcDonalds at 2 a.m.*
-Hey josh, what are you doing here?
-I was hungry so I waited for REAL ISOPOD HOURS to get something to eat.
-Hey josh, what are you doing here?
-I was hungry so I waited for REAL ISOPOD HOURS to get something to eat.
Real Isopod Hours by Handle #354566 December 4, 2017
Istrouma
The local Native American name for the city of Baton Rouge is "Istrouma". From evidence found along the Mississippi, Comite, and Amite rivers, and in three Native American mounds remaining in the city, archaeologists have been able to date habitation of the Baton Rouge area to 8000 BC.
The french explorers may have named the area, "Baton Rouge", back in 1699, the Indians have always called the area, Istrouma.
Istrouma by Spi3rit1000 July 20, 2010
real isopod nigga hours
The time of day between 12:05 a.m. and 3:15 a.m. for niggas whomst've are isopods to express their true isopod feelings.
real isopod nigga hours by Hahapoopynig January 26, 2018
ispot
Pleasurable nexus of nerve endings stimulated only by purchasing things from Apple, inc. Able to receive instant bluetooth stimulation from Steve Jobs. Paralyzes critical thought centers in the brain.
Sarah could not speak as she opened the sleek packaging for her Macbook Air. She simply placed it on top of the various ipods, iphones, previous ibooks, imacs,mac minis, and her ol 7100. Then she sat back and let the device go to work on her ispot. She hadn't eaten in weeks, and a stale dead oder arose from her lower region.
ispot by gateskeeper January 24, 2008
ISTP
Introverted. Sensing. Thinking. Perceiving.
One of the 16 personality types from the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI), ISTPs are estimated to make up roughly 4% of the population. Confident and capable, they often stir up excitement and are seen as natural leaders. ISTPs never let rules or bureaucracy get in the way of their goals, for they are true free spirits. Feeling the need to live on the edge, they take on steep risks but deliver results. While they are unlikely to converse loosely, they make up for their reserved demeanor with insightful and witty one-liners. Being thinkers and realists, they are logical and skilled at seizing the moment and making the most of it. Needless to say, they get a lot of pussy.
One of the 16 personality types from the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI), ISTPs are estimated to make up roughly 4% of the population. Confident and capable, they often stir up excitement and are seen as natural leaders. ISTPs never let rules or bureaucracy get in the way of their goals, for they are true free spirits. Feeling the need to live on the edge, they take on steep risks but deliver results. While they are unlikely to converse loosely, they make up for their reserved demeanor with insightful and witty one-liners. Being thinkers and realists, they are logical and skilled at seizing the moment and making the most of it. Needless to say, they get a lot of pussy.
Walter: What ever happened to Joe? He used to be a badass in high school.
Pete: He's an ace fighter pilot now. Joe's an ISTP, after all.
Pete: He's an ace fighter pilot now. Joe's an ISTP, after all.
ISTP by lunaticker August 27, 2010
Real Isopod Hours
Girlfriend: "My parents aren't home. Come over."
Boyfriend: "Nah nigga, it's real isopod hours. I gotta go down to the aquarium."
Boyfriend: "Nah nigga, it's real isopod hours. I gotta go down to the aquarium."
Real Isopod Hours by Stuck_inREM January 29, 2018
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