iStone

what cavemans used to watch youtube videos

The iStone. So easy a caveman could use it.

No I'm not watching this video in 2011. I'm watching it in 1200 BC on my iStone...

by isaiahj95 December 4, 2011

iStone

any version of the iPhone that is not the latest version

"Did you see Susie with that lame iStone? She can't even teleport yet!!!"

by buddyrama August 6, 2008

iStone nostalgiacore

The act of being very nostalgic for the iStone, one of the most innovative devices for the caveman.

"Yeah man, I remember back when I listened to that mammoth song on my iStone. So nostalgic. This is some good ol iStone nostalgiacore."

by ComputerWorld February 4, 2024

itone

A name for the default ring tones on the iphone

just choosing which itone to use this week..

by B247E October 16, 2010

Isotoners

A outdoor rubber glove, used for gardening and yard work. The brand of gloves OJ couldn't fit on his hands during his murder trial.

Joe: I'm thinking of getting these isotoners to do some yard work

Bob: Good idea, plus if you kill someone and they get wet they'll shrink and you'll be acquitted.

by Randyt13 June 22, 2013

Isotoners

Gloves, referencing to the ones in the OJ murders.

OJ wore isotoners when he killed a bitch.

by Zach=BAMF October 23, 2007

Istene

A girl with the name Istene is a girl one can't go wrong with. A bomb body, high flying, curly headed, blond with the most enthusiasm ever to walk the earth, are topical traits of a girl with a name some say to be forged in stone by Excalibur 500 years ago. She therefor has the power and will to save this world though her god given powers as well as the Heart of a Blue Whale and the brain and logic of Einstein as an extra bonus. This name is truly remarkable; one of a kind, as Zeus would say!

What? Is her name Istene?

Yes.

You better treat her like Gold or Excalibur would come to haunt you!

by Eddy Spitfire August 31, 2013