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ismanuel 

Fun guy
Ismanuel is a fun guy
ismanuel by Ismanuel November 21, 2021
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Immanuel Cunt 

Someone who thinks they know philosophy, but in reality just use philosophical concepts to be complete assholes.
Alberto: Dude, that chick is so hot

Armando: not really, because nobody actually exists

Alberto: Oh my god, you're such an Immanuel Cunt
Immanuel Cunt by Eckersley September 17, 2013

Immanuel 

Good with the ladies. Typically religious. Strong, athletic, and smart. Can definitely dress, plays sports, very athletic. Have a mind of his own. Not easily influenced. Females tend to be attracted to him. Bit of a prodigy. Can easily peek game. Most of all, very loyal.
Wow your lucky to be with an Immanuel, he's one of a kind!
Immanuel by 🔥ROYALTY🔥 March 14, 2017

imanuella 

Imanuella is the sweetest, most loving and funny person you'll meet. She lights up the room with her beautiful smile and always knows what to say to heal a broken heart! You will want her to be your best friend and she is so genuine and pretty and kind and everyone wants to be like her.
I'm so lucky to have Imanuella as my best friend!!
imanuella by Kiarahlovesyou February 11, 2017

Immanuel Quickley 

Biggest steal of the 2020 NBA draft!!!
"At Point Guard, 6'3 from Kentucky number 5, IMMANUEL QUICKLEYY!!!!
Immanuel Quickley by Mowaffles February 27, 2021

Immanuel 

an Immanuel is a well hung male. typically Jewish. never short. sometimes awkward. bit of a ladies man. loves meat. prodigious at something, usually art or design, sometimes music or sports. poetic. stubborn. annoying. immature. quick learners. quiet. suck up. good dresser. unattached to people. watch out though - as amazing as Immanuels are, they often manipulate. also are fickle.
"omg that's amazing! how does he do that?!"

"oh that's just Immanuel"
Immanuel by new1 August 5, 2009

Kant, Immanuel

(b.1724-d.1804) German professor of metaphysics at Konigsberg, who perhaps has been the most powerful influence on modern Western philosophical thought.
Kant is known for his theory of transcendental idealism (that we bring innate forms and concepts to the raw experience of the world, which we would otherwise be completely ignorant of). His revolutionary book, 'Critique of Pure Reason' includes this thought experiment: Try to imagine something that exists in no time and has no extent in space. The human mind cannot produce such an idea—time and space are fundamental forms of perception that exist as innate structures of the mind. Nothing can be perceived except through these forms, and the limits of physics are the limits of the fundamental structure of the mind.

Kant's deontological, duty-based moral system is based on his categorical imperative, and it's three formulations: those of Universal Law, Humanity, and Automony.

Kant's ideas have been both copied and condemned, though there is no denying his influence on modern thought. Most philosophers, from Marx to Nietzsche to Wittgenstein have had to either react to the ideas of Kant in one way or another.

Kant also formulated the first modern theory of solar system creation, known as the Kant-Laplace hypothesis.
Kant said: "Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but of imagination."
Kant, Immanuel by Belisarius March 2, 2004
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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