Immanuel Cunt

Someone who thinks they know philosophy, but in reality just use philosophical concepts to be complete assholes.

Alberto: Dude, that chick is so hot

Armando: not really, because nobody actually exists

Alberto: Oh my god, you're such an Immanuel Cunt

by Eckersley September 18, 2013

Naked eye

Looking at something without any optical fittings

His penis is invisible to the naked eye

by Eckersley June 15, 2016

Baton Fucking

Fucking while pouring (in the anus or vagina) concrete with steel bars for reinforcement

I destroyed Jenny's anus while baton fucking her last night

by Eckersley June 15, 2016

throw a dick

More blatant version of "fuck".

"He wants the order in five minutes?! Throw a dick!"

by Eckersley December 01, 2014

ez katka

Russian slang meaning "ez game" (katka=game). Popularized in games such as DOTA and League of Legends. Used by people to annoy their online opponents after lengthy and difficult games.

*Plays difficult 70 minute DOTA game*
At the end - "ez katka"

by Eckersley July 30, 2016

schlick schlick spray spray

To masturbate; to "fap".

*Sees Scarlett Johansson*
schlick schlick spray spray

by Eckersley July 30, 2016

to fuck

Apart from the basic meaning of the verb to fuck, it is also derived from the meaning to hit sharply, or get even, for example:

"Wait, wait, wait and see how they fuck you", or more extreme version: "to fuck the shit out of him"

The question of how serious the threat is by saying "I'll fuck you" was discussed in two judgments of courts in Jerusalem.

by Eckersley June 15, 2016