Boss: "Hey Joe, would you mind stepping into my office? I think we need to have a
little talk."
Joe: "Sure, what is it?"
Boss: "That was your third half-hour trip to the bathroom
today and it's only
1:30. What'
s going on?"
Joe: "Unfortunately I suffer from Irritable Bowel Syndrome. We had chili for
dinner last
night, and it really hasn't been sitting well with me today."
Boss: "Hmm...well I asked some of your coworkers about it and they mentioned hearing sounds of chirps and snorts coming from one of the stalls on several occasions. It'
s Irritable Fowl Syndrome you're really suffering from, isn't it?"
Joe: "All right, I admit it! I can't stop playing Angry Birds!"
Boss: "Well lucky for you, you'll have plenty of time to chase those golden eggs during your unemployment!"