iPood

An iPhone or iPod that has been used on the toilet to play games or browse the inturdnet.

I don't know whether I would want to borrow Reno's iPood. He never washes his hands, and he drops deuce with that thing every morning.

iPood by dswiggles December 18, 2010

ipood

To have a crap whilst listening to your ipod.

Hey john... I just ipood.

ipood by Trucast November 27, 2006

ipood

1.Another name for the worlds worst mp3 player.

Guy 1: I just got the U2 ipod.
Guy 2. Ipoods suck, and now you do too.

ipood by GrimTheLost September 27, 2005

iPodilation 

The dilation / expansion of a person's ear holes as the result of excessive wearing if iPod earphones.

"That person suffers from iPodilation."

"You listened to the iPod so often you now have iPodilation."

"Because you left the earphones in all night, your ears have iPodilated."

iPodilation by GM75 February 3, 2010

iPod Anxiety Effect 

The feeling of embarrasment or anxiety when, while playing songs on shuffle on your iPod in front of a group of people, a guilty pleasure song, or one you would prefer people didnt know you listened to, comes on. The owner of the iPod will then try to make bullshit excuses as to why they have that song, half-heartedly defend the song's presence in their library, or quickly switch the song. Usually the startled DJ will do a combination of the 3.

While Pete and his friends were driving in the car listening to Pete's iPod, suddenly, the latest Jonas Brothers hit single came on, causing Pete iPod Anxiety Effect

Pete-"Oh dude, that's my sister's song I think she must have downloaded it or some shit on my computer..."

Tony- "Bro you dont have a sister."

iPod Anxiety Effect by non descript generic nickname August 29, 2009

iPod Worthy 

When you like a song so much you decide it is "worthy enough to be on your iPod.

Person 1: Yo, don't you think Drake's song Headlines is amazing?

Person 2 : Naww man, i like it but it's not ipod worthy

iPod Worthy by Demnat November 7, 2011

Ghetto iPod 

When you don't own an iPod/mp3 so you listen to your favorite music before you go out to get it stuck in your head.

My ghetto iPod can only hold a few songs at once.

Ghetto iPod by ahahahahahano March 7, 2013