iPood

An iPhone or iPod that has been used on the toilet to play games or browse the inturdnet.

I don't know whether I would want to borrow Reno's iPood. He never washes his hands, and he drops deuce with that thing every morning.

by dswiggles December 18, 2010

ipood

To have a crap whilst listening to your ipod.

Hey john... I just ipood.

by Trucast November 27, 2006

ipood

1.Another name for the worlds worst mp3 player.

Guy 1: I just got the U2 ipod.
Guy 2. Ipoods suck, and now you do too.

by GrimTheLost September 27, 2005