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ipood by GrimTheLost September 27, 2005
iPodilation
The dilation / expansion of a person's ear holes as the result of excessive wearing if iPod earphones.
"That person suffers from iPodilation."
"You listened to the iPod so often you now have iPodilation."
"Because you left the earphones in all night, your ears have iPodilated."
"You listened to the iPod so often you now have iPodilation."
"Because you left the earphones in all night, your ears have iPodilated."
iPodilation by GM75 February 3, 2010
iPod Anxiety Effect
The feeling of embarrasment or anxiety when, while playing songs on shuffle on your iPod in front of a group of people, a guilty pleasure song, or one you would prefer people didnt know you listened to, comes on. The owner of the iPod will then try to make bullshit excuses as to why they have that song, half-heartedly defend the song's presence in their library, or quickly switch the song. Usually the startled DJ will do a combination of the 3.
While Pete and his friends were driving in the car listening to Pete's iPod, suddenly, the latest Jonas Brothers hit single came on, causing Pete iPod Anxiety Effect
Pete-"Oh dude, that's my sister's song I think she must have downloaded it or some shit on my computer..."
Tony- "Bro you dont have a sister."
Pete-"Oh dude, that's my sister's song I think she must have downloaded it or some shit on my computer..."
Tony- "Bro you dont have a sister."
iPod Anxiety Effect by non descript generic nickname August 29, 2009
iPod Worthy
Person 1: Yo, don't you think Drake's song Headlines is amazing?
Person 2 : Naww man, i like it but it's not ipod worthy
Person 2 : Naww man, i like it but it's not ipod worthy
iPod Worthy by Demnat November 7, 2011
Ghetto iPod
When you don't own an iPod/mp3 so you listen to your favorite music before you go out to get it stuck in your head.
Ghetto iPod by ahahahahahano March 7, 2013
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