iPood

An iPhone or iPod that has been used on the toilet to play games or browse the inturdnet.

I don't know whether I would want to borrow Reno's iPood. He never washes his hands, and he drops deuce with that thing every morning.

by dswiggles December 18, 2010

Inturdnet

The internet, when viewed from a toilet - usually on a smartphone.

Cornelius was researching what to do about his warts on the inturdnet this morning for quite some time. I hope he found the right cream.

by dswiggles December 18, 2010