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iphoneitis 

The Sharp pain you get from your index finger to you thumb, from holding and or useing your iphone or ipod to long.
Oh my gosh I've been on Facebook on my iphone for ever, I feel like I'm getting iphoneitis in my right hand

iPhoneitis 

After looking at your iPhone for an extended period of time you become near sighted.
I can't read the words on the tv, I have been playing candy crush for three hours on my iPhone, I have iPhoneitis.
iPhoneitis by DonnyKidd June 28, 2014

iPhonitis 

The numbing of the tip of your fingers from rubbing against an iPhone screen.
I've got iPhonitis from surfing the web on my iPhone all day.
iPhonitis by Revival99 January 8, 2009

iphoneticorrection 

When the iPhone automatically changes your text words.

The iphone text messaging has an internal speller that phonetically changes words as you type them.
When texting GF I had I typed lard and but for reasons why I did not want to eat at Cracker Barrel with her and thanks to iPhoneticorrection, GF thinks I told her she has a large butt. If only Cracker Barrel had fruit I would not be in iPhoneticorrection Trouble.

I ducked my ex GF yesterday at lunch and now she thinks that I *ucked my GF yesterday at lunch.

I so mouch in terrible. lol Much in trouble.

Iphonestipation 

Unable to defecate unless looking at or using an iPhone.
I couldn't open my bowels because I lost my phone, I have Iphonestipation.
Iphonestipation by DrDTPres November 28, 2014

iPhonetics

The study of iPhoning and/or using your iPhone.
"He studied Cellphone Technology for years, but majored in iPhonetics. He downloaded thousands of apps and recieved his iPhonetical doctorate."
iPhonetics by AnotherAlias March 10, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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