Iphoneitis

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A sickness that leaves afflicted unable to function in society as they cannot stop messing with their IPhone.

Yes he got fired for not doing his job but it's not his fault he suffers from iphoneitis.

Iphoneitis by Vaez_vaez July 7, 2010

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iphoneitis

The Sharp pain you get from your index finger to you thumb, from holding and or useing your iphone or ipod to long.

Oh my gosh I've been on Facebook on my iphone for ever, I feel like I'm getting iphoneitis in my right hand

iphoneitis by BlondePinkandFabulous April 21, 2010

iPhoneitis

After looking at your iPhone for an extended period of time you become near sighted.

I can't read the words on the tv, I have been playing candy crush for three hours on my iPhone, I have iPhoneitis.

iPhoneitis by DonnyKidd June 28, 2014

iPhonitis

The numbing of the tip of your fingers from rubbing against an iPhone screen.

I've got iPhonitis from surfing the web on my iPhone all day.

iPhonitis by Revival99 January 8, 2009

iphoneticorrection

When the iPhone automatically changes your text words.

The iphone text messaging has an internal speller that phonetically changes words as you type them.

When texting GF I had I typed lard and but for reasons why I did not want to eat at Cracker Barrel with her and thanks to iPhoneticorrection, GF thinks I told her she has a large butt. If only Cracker Barrel had fruit I would not be in iPhoneticorrection Trouble.

I ducked my ex GF yesterday at lunch and now she thinks that I *ucked my GF yesterday at lunch.

I so mouch in terrible. lol Much in trouble.

iphoneticorrection by Silver Tongue Mountain Man April 14, 2010

Iphonestipation

Unable to defecate unless looking at or using an iPhone.

I couldn't open my bowels because I lost my phone, I have Iphonestipation.

Iphonestipation by DrDTPres November 28, 2014

iPhonetics

The study of iPhoning and/or using your iPhone.

"He studied Cellphone Technology for years, but majored in iPhonetics. He downloaded thousands of apps and recieved his iPhonetical doctorate."

iPhonetics by AnotherAlias March 10, 2009

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026