iPhonetics

The study of iPhoning and/or using your iPhone.

"He studied Cellphone Technology for years, but majored in iPhonetics. He downloaded thousands of apps and recieved his iPhonetical doctorate."

by AnotherAlias March 10, 2009

iPhonics

iPhonics (n)

1. When your iPhone or other capable mobile device autocorrects something you wrote into something nonsensical.

2. When this same device fails to autocorrect your typo before you send or submit.

1. You try to type: Beeotch you don't owe dat cunt shit.

Your phone says: Bewitch you don't owe day vinyl ship.

Note: Vinyl? Seriously?

2. An attempt to post about iPhonics to facebook through my iPhone went horribly awry when I mistyped iPhoincs.

by Jesterguru August 4, 2009

iphonetricide

Meaning#1: The act of killing one's iPhone.
Meaning#2: A person who murders their iPhone.

Ladies and gentelemen of the jury, I should not be condemned for iphonetricide, I tried to make a call and the screen went black. How much is a person supposed to take from this device?

by adapenguina April 27, 2009

iPhonitis

The numbing of the tip of your fingers from rubbing against an iPhone screen.

I've got iPhonitis from surfing the web on my iPhone all day.

by Revival99 January 8, 2009

Iphonatic

A person who is overly attached to his/her iPhone.

She is such an iphonatic; she takes it into the bathroom. That iphonatic has 200 apps on his iphone.

by psnack February 11, 2009

Iphoneitis

A sickness that leaves afflicted unable to function in society as they cannot stop messing with their IPhone.

Yes he got fired for not doing his job but it's not his fault he suffers from iphoneitis.

by Vaez_vaez July 7, 2010

iPhoneism

1.) complete addiction to the iPhone.
2.) teaching one to use the iPhone properly.

ex 1. Jack gave up his crack habbit, for the new iPhone!
ex2. Johns iPhoneism helped Pete figure out his new phone.

by unknownknown50 August 11, 2009